Kim Kardashian held at gunpoint!

[Celista]

Well, I never thought I'd see the day where I'd make a Kim Kardashian thread.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/02/entert...ncy/index.html

New York (CNN)Kim Kardashian West was held at gunpoint in her Paris hotel room Sunday night, according to her spokesperson.
"Kim Kardashian West was held up at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room this evening, by two armed masked men dressed as police officers. She is badly shaken but physically unharmed," the spokesperson said.

Kardashian West is currently overseas for Paris Fashion Week along with her mother, Kris Jenner, and sisters, Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner.

It's not clear if her family, including her two young children, were present or what the motives of the masked men were.

Her husband, rapper Kanye West, abruptly left his set early at the Meadows Festival in New York on Sunday night after telling concert goers there had been a "family emergency."

So many things I'd like to say, but I'll exert some restraint and refrain from doing so. :/

[pateuvasiliu]

Her ass could likely take a 9mm without much damage.

[Celista]

Her ass could likely take a 9mm without much damage.

It's possible that your theory was put to the test tonight

[phitness]

Her ass could likely take a 9mm without much damage.

her ass has taken a lot more than 9mm if ya know what I'm saying.

[Dalheim]

And?

Truly, when it comes to that family I really couldnt care less. :P Less idiots in the World..

[Celista]

And?

Truly, when it comes to that family I really couldnt care less. :P Less idiots in the World..

Yes, I'm pretty sure the few times that I've been exposed to the Kardashians has given me early-stage brain cancer.

I don't wish poorly on anyone, but...

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her ass has taken a lot more than 9mm if ya know what I'm saying.

That ass is totally fake.

[Rafoel]

I feel bad for even entering this thread. Why did I even care about this?

[Celista]

I feel bad for even entering this thread. Why did I even care about this?

Pretty sure half of this thread was hoping the shooters finished the job.

Don't feel bad for being curious about a social media "celebrity" that has been shoved down our throats for well over half a decade.

I guess Ray J had enough.

LOL

[pateuvasiliu]

her ass has taken a lot more than 9mm if ya know what I'm saying.

Har har. No, but really. I wonder if a 9mm shot through her butt would actually hit any bone or internal organ.

You know, for science.

[Celista]

Reeks of publicity stunt.

I thought this, too. She has a ton of family and security...how did the gunmen manage to get her alone?

[Very Tired]

What exactly is she famous for again?

[Calfredd]

What exactly is she famous for again?

Caitlyn Jenner (formerly Bruce Jenner) defended O.J. Simpson and was a gold medalist in the Olympics and that's about it as far as I can tell.

[Celista]

What exactly is she famous for again?

She was one of Paris Hilton's clingers and made a sex tape with Ray J.

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Caitlyn Jenner (formerly Bruce Jenner) defended O.J. Simpson and was a gold medalist in the Olympics and that's about it as far as I can tell.

Her former husband was the attorney, not Bruce. He's where the Armenian looks come from.

Why do I know this?

[Calfredd]

She was one of Paris Hilton's clingers and made a sex tape with Ray J.

Oh I thought they were piggybacking off of their father's money and fame.

Her former husband was the attorney, not Bruce. He's where the Armenian looks come from.

Why do I know this?

I'm just okay with getting half of it right (gold medalist) so that's a win in my book.

[Zelorra]

She sucked some dick on camera or something then got married with a talentless weirdo, that's also famous for some reason. In other words, because humanity is shit & doomed.

[chrykoolaid]

who cares really, she and kanye are disgusting human beings who are a waste of fresh air. its all for a publicity stunt like always.

[Deleted]

Reeks of publicity stunt.

So much this.

[Celista]

who cares really, she and kanye are disgusting human beings who are a waste of fresh air. its all for a publicity stunt like always.

If it's a publicity stunt then I am too innocent for this world.

[AngryCoco]

I came here hoping she had been shot. I was dissapointed

[Seranthor]

Well, I never thought I'd see the day where I'd make a Kim Kardashian thread.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/02/entert...ncy/index.html


So many things I'd like to say, but I'll exert some restraint and refrain from doing so. :/

I await the Paris police authorities releasing a statement saying this actually happened. Because I am sorry, I feel like this is some sick attention seeking stunt... so place me in the 'Boldly said. But I remain... unconvinced.' Group.

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That ass is totally fake.

I fear the claim that she was held at gunpoint is just as fake... Where were her bodyguards? Certainly she has them.

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Reeks of publicity stunt.

My thoughts exactly.