View Poll Results: Does this mean I've caught acne?

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    Exclamation Does this mean I've caught acne?

    I pulled the pizza fresh out of the oven. I was so excited. After I finished cooking my pizza, the logical next option, of course, is to then cut the pizza. Following this decision to cut it, I placed the pizza on a plate so that I may soon cut it. I didn't have room anywhere on the counter, so I figured I would be pragmatic and simply cut it on the edge of the sink. All of a sudden the plate slipped and the pizza was catapulted right into the middle of my face. Thoughts? I need to know if I should be concerned - I've had a clear face all my life! What a day, five minutes ago I was so happy
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    Everything is artificially prolonging the game, it's called the game

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    Great thread!

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    The shitposting is strong in this one.

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    No, but I believe it maybe worse.. If you've had The Vaccines, they make you more susceptible to The GMOS, which are a major contributing factor in having The Glutens. Pizza is full of The Glutens.

    Basically: You're fucked.
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    Yes, you are a pizza face now.

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    What

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    LOL "caught acne". If only there were more random posts like this to get me unexpectedly laughing out loud during the course of the day.

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    Definitely. Luckily it's the delicious strain of acne.

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    What even is this thread?

    Closing, please try and post constructive ones in the future

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