When you are passed out drunk do your friends draw on your face?

[Celista]

Especially in college it seems. If you are passed out drunk your friends will draw on your face with marker, maybe making a Hitler mustache, some freckles and cat whiskers. They might also stick a carrot in your butt.

I missed this earlier. Sticking things in butts is taking things a bit far, in my opinion...

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Hmm, I've never drunk. Does it make me... born an adult?

It's overrated, I've never learned to enjoy most beers. Also most hard liquors.

[NED funded]

Hmm, I've never drunk. Does it make me... born an adult?

You go to parties, right?

[kyoloco]

What? You're missing out on all the fun. Like parties where everyone stands around with their lukewarm beer, vaguely nodding their head at good tunes...

Also that is totes racist.

we had a token white friend...she was a bit of a handful

we also had a 2 token black friends

the one we liked more we called alpha...beta was the one we trashed

our group was mostly half asian, half spanish, an american paki(go figure) token white girl(joined later thru our turk) and 2 black guys that fought for supremacy over each other

so many black on black crime jokes...

[DrStiglit]

Can't imagine a bunch of straight dudes thinking this is a good thing to do with their sleeping friend.

Social circles throw these guys to the wolves fairly quickly. If you go out drinking or take drugs regularly or semi regularly, you don't want little bitches that will sexually assault sleeping people, or do other shit like become violent or break shit.

Let the adults enjoy their recreational drugs, you go sit in the corner and play with your e cigs.

Well tea bagging seems to be a thing for some reason too..

[Shoat]

... making a Hitler mustache.... stick a carrot in your butt.

I would stop considering them friends if something like that happened.

But no, it has nothing to do with the country one's from. It's about whether or not your "friends" are just horrible people that you shouldn't spend your life with anymore.

[Forgettable]

I've never passed out while drunk, so I don't know. But I have drawn a tiny bit on someone's face while passed out drunk - Just not as much as in that picture.

[Truhan]

I don't drink and I don't have friends. Problem solved.

[Poppincaps]

I've never passed out from being drunk. Getting drunk is fine. Getting stupid drunk to the point that you are passing out and blacking out is just idiotic.

[Sunseeker]

I don't drink and I don't have friends. Problem solved.

Really though, you only need to do one of those things to solve the problem.

[Sliske]

Well tea bagging seems to be a thing for some reason too..

Repressed sexuality, much?

And that isn't even in jest, pretty much every time you hear this shit happening, the guy(s) turn out to be gay.

[Putin-Chan]

I don't get passed out drunk....

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I would stop considering them friends if something like that happened.

But no, it has nothing to do with the country one's from. It's about whether or not your "friends" are just horrible people that you shouldn't spend your life with anymore.

No normal people should have friends who would consider anally raping them in their sleep with a vegetable.

Like Sliske said, usually homosexuals who are in denial of their sexuality try to turn their rape fantasies into some prank and call it 'alpha'.

[apples]

this is literally rape

[Raptor With a Saber]

Friends dont draw on friends.

[Jester Joe]

I've only drank enough to get tipsy like, once. So nope.

[PACOX]

I don't hang around people that do that.

[Mrbleedinggums]

General rule of thumb is: If they take their shoes off, they made an active attempt of going to bed and are immune from any pranks. Shoes on? They passed out, draw a penis on their face.

[Powerogue]

I think part of the reason I don't drink is that I don't trust my friends enough not to.

[Themanintobuildafire]

When I was in college forever ago we used to just beer fart in the face of the passed out person...that was always good for a laugh when someone would shard

[Ripster42]

Never had it happen to me, but two of my friends were having a prank war and one of them shaved off the other's eyebrow 2 days before he had to be in his sister's wedding while he was passed out. Years ago.

[announced]

sticking a carrot in someones ass is pretty messed up. but the rest seems funny and harmless enough. ive never passed out drunk like that, mostly i crash into things when i'm drunk but ive rarely passed out.