Still waiting on those FEMA death camps the Republicans promised would come if Obama got elected!
You can run into a crowded theatre and yell, "fire!" when there really isn't a fire for the free speech amendment. You gun nuts are running into a crowded theatre and yelling fire with the gun amendment.
Another non-issue to scare lower class whites into voting for Republicans, and against their own economic self-interest.
It's hilarious to see this wave of conspiracy theories and anti-government nonsense in these people, only to have them go crawling back to their Republican puppet masters every election.
The basic agreement that lower class Whites have with the Republican party is that "we'll let you keep your guns and give you lip service about race and religion, if you let us pound your economic future into the dirt."
See this is where Americans get it wrong. Probably explains almost every problem you guys like why a game of American Football has to last a gajillion years or why you need to play soldier in the woods. I'll say it once, in caps and with bold font, hell I'll even use unnecessary punctuation.
YOU.
DON'T.
NEED.
AN.
EXCUSE.
TO.
DRINK.
BEER.
Or by extension any form of alcohol. Give in to functional alcoholism, it's what the rest of the developed world describe as being a normal human being.
Ah, so this is what happened with all those G.I. Joe roleplaying sessions we used to have during recess on the elementary school playground.
I remember being Sgt. Slaughter most of the time.
The rest of the guys would argue on who got to play Duke, except for one of us, he always chose Lady Jaye or Daryl Hannah's character from Splash... In hindsight we probably should have kept a fire extinguisher handy.