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Edinburgh man with bionic penis inundated with date offers
http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.co...fers-1-4309098
AN Edinburgh man with a bionic penis claims he has been inundated with date offers.
Mohammed Abad received the £70,000 prosthetic replacement after suffering for decades when his manhood was damaged in a car crash in the 70s.
The 44-year-old, from Costorphine, told a national newspaper that since his operation he has received 50 messages from women who want to sleep with him.
He said: “I get a lot of messages from women online who ask if I will have sex with them.
“They’ve heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out.
“They are very intrigued and think I can make love for hours.”
Mr Abad lost his manhood and one testicle when he was dragged under a car for 600ft in Huddersfield, Yorkshire, when he was just six years old.
In 2015, after three years of painstaking surgery by doctors at University College London, his eight-inch “bionic” penis was constructed using skin and tendons taken from his arm.
Known as the Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis, it has two tubes along the side which fill with water once Mo presses a button next to his testicles.
Mr Abad continued: “It’s not that I don’t want to (have sex) and I get offers but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
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2016-12-05, 06:40 PM #1Deleted
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2016-12-05, 06:43 PM #2The Undying
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Gets 50 offers for sex, works too much to even have sex.
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2016-12-05, 06:57 PM #3Fluffy Kitten
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He's just playing hard to get, the clever devil.
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2016-12-05, 07:01 PM #4Sparklepony
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These women sound like unprecedented levels of thirsty.
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2016-12-05, 07:04 PM #5The Undying
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I see what you did there. Originally Posted by Ryme
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2016-12-05, 07:07 PM #6The Undying
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There must be easier ways to try and leave Huddersfield.Mr Abad lost his manhood and one testicle when he was dragged under a car for 600ft in Huddersfield, Yorkshire, when he was just six years old.
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2016-12-05, 07:16 PM #7The Insane
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They gave him 8 inches? Lucky sob
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2016-12-05, 07:21 PM #8Fluffy Kitten
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God I wish this guy lived in a desert/hot area so I could make a pun here. Originally Posted by Celista
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2016-12-05, 07:21 PM #9Partying in Valhalla
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14 hour shifts? Jesus, that's crazy.
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2016-12-05, 07:21 PM #10Fluffy Kitten
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They should've just went crazy and did like 20 inches Originally Posted by Dugraka
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2016-12-05, 07:22 PM #11Banned
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So he has a wearable dildo made out of his own skin?
No wonder he doesn't care about wanting to have sex, there is probably no feeling.
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2016-12-05, 07:23 PM #12Epic!
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Interesting to be sure. I wonder if he still feels everything or not.
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2016-12-05, 07:24 PM #13The Unstoppable Force
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"I never asked for this"
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2016-12-05, 07:24 PM #14Epic!
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If he did that he would only be able to have sex with elephants. Originally Posted by GothamCity
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2016-12-05, 07:26 PM #15Dreadlord
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We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
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2016-12-05, 07:27 PM #16High Overlord
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With great power comes great responsibility Mr. Abad!
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2016-12-05, 07:29 PM #17Legendary!
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i'm not sure there exists a more perfect penis name than Titan Touch
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2016-12-05, 07:38 PM #19The Lightbringer
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would he even be able to feel anything during sex??
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2016-12-05, 07:41 PM #20DeletedI know right? Originally Posted by Everything Nice
Real men use it as a whip to punish naughty women. None of them can survive 30 lashes. of manhood...
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