Middle movie in a star wars trilogy has to have a verb this can't be the real title.
Middle movie in a star wars trilogy has to have a verb this can't be the real title.
The title sucks.. Hoping it's some off shoot animated movie or something..
I've always found the Star Wars movie titles cheesy. I just figured that was part of their charm.
"Join S.H.I.E.L.D. Travel to exotic distant lands. Meet exciting unusual people... and kill them."
-Hunter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
LOL at people who think this is the actual title.
My only hope is that they Kill off Rey as soon as possible. Worst fucking Character in the Movie Franchise. Including Jar Jar.
The characters in Star Wars should just literally start calling Rey Mary-Sue.
That's her new name now.
"It's not what we don't know that gets us into trouble; it's what we know for sure that just ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" ~ Jesus of Nazareth
"把它放在我的屁股,爸爸" ~ Dalai Lama
Try making the title less clickbait-y, please. Just like Blizzard when they file trademarks, it could just be bullshit. Don't act like this is official news or anything.
Isn't it ironic how education is important, yet people forget all about it when they visit the internet?
She:
- Was capable of defeating a group of men several times her size with no effort whatsoever.
- Could fly the Falcon better than Han Solo despite never having flown it or seemingly anything large ever before.
- Could repair the falcon better than Han Solo, despite never having been in it before.
- Can seemingly speak every alien and robot language.
- Was an expert pistol marksman for some reason, despite never using a gun before.
- Could read, alter, and even control other people's minds despite no Jedi training.
- Could force grab shit from thirty feet away with no Jedi training. (It took Luke, the son of the most powerful force user ever, three years of honing his powers before he was just hardly able to grab his lightsaber from four feet away).
- Could duel and win against someone trained with a lightsaber despite no training with a lightsaber ever in her life. (Most idiots write this off because he was wounded, but that didn't stop from easily defeating Finn who was actually a trained fighter AND had used the lightsaber previously).
And that's just the shit off the top of my head, I am sure there was more.
Literally every challenge that confronted her, she easily found her way out through the power of Mary Sue magic.
Last edited by I Push Buttons; 2016-12-18 at 03:04 PM.
If she really is a Kenobi or Skywalker then the force-stuff will make more sense. She was trained in using her staff as a weapon and a lightsaber is not really that different technically. As for some of the other points, I think it's a lot of exaggerating. I mean, being able to speak alien and robot languages? She has grown up on a planet with a lot of aliens and robots so naturally it makes sense that she picked up on it. Everything involving the force like jedi mind tricks and so on could make a lot of sense if she is a Kenobi or Skywalker because "she has it in her", as for the duel with Kylo Ren he was mortally wounded but you would also assume he's not a great duelist because there was nobody in the galaxy for him to fight (except for Luke who fled), so naturally it looks easy to slice up some dudes who have no idea what they're doing.
I'll give you the Falcon stuff, that's really the only Rey-related thing that I could see someone having a problem with.
I think it's pretty obvious she was trained and then had a powerful mind wipe put on her. As well as a suggestion to "always go home" to Jakku, so she wouldn't wander. That's all within the context of the movie, it just seems some people aren't willing to pay attention.
Also, this is a world where people just seem to understand each other, especially droids. Chewbacca is the glaring exception, where it takes a few years for Luke and Leia to seemingly understand Wookiee.