Most Australian apology I've ever seen

[Mormolyce]

Short version: a car parked on a Sydney street was apparently hit by another driver, since the following note was left on it:

"Sorry I hit your car, there’s no scratches but someone was watching me.
Your car’s shit anyway.
Shouldn’t have blocked me in.
Learn how to park cunt
xx"

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...5e12af289ff82b

Ah, warms the fire of patriotism in my heart it does.

[Tilde]

Needs more kangaroos

[Mormolyce]

So you guys are like the polar opposite of Canadians.

Yep. I guess that's what happens when you swap freezing cold for stinking hot.

[Garnier Fructis]

When you get boxed in, you either hit their car or you do a 100 point turn. Hit the car is the correct answer. Because fuck them for being inconsiderate.

[scaraxis]

haha that really is the best u can expect from us

[Mistame]

I love this guy.

[Captain N]

Nice to see Paul Hogan is still relevant.

[Radio]

Australian of the Year right there.

[fluffhead]

No big surprise there. Australians are the biggest shitposters on the internet, guess it translates into real life too.

[Radio]

No big surprise there. Australians are the biggest shitposters on the internet, guess it translates into real life too.

It's all about the bantz.

[Gref]

That closing sentence is totally full of class sir.

[Forgettable]

I'm confused. The article says the Jeep was "crashed" into (implying it received a lot of damage) but the note says there wasn't even a scratch left? So which is it? You can't really tell based on the picture. Hardly seems noteworthy if there wasn't any damage done.

[Xeranath]

Omfg that really is an Aussie response

[Aquinan]

So you guys are like the polar opposite of Canadians.

Nar he called him a cunt, which is a term of endearment, if he said "mate" then it would be rude.

[NarcissisticInvoker]

Bloody hell, he is right.

[Radio]

Nar he called him a cunt, which is a term of endearment, if he said "mate" then it would be rude.

The trailing 'xx' turns it into a sarcastically endearing term!

[Aquinan]

The trailing 'xx' turns it into a sarcastically endearing term!

Well he did get blocked in :P

[Mormolyce]

Also while reading this note my brain automatically assumed a thick bogan accent.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Short version: a car parked on a Sydney street was apparently hit by another driver, since the following note was left on it:

"Sorry I hit your car, there’s no scratches but someone was watching me.
Your car’s shit anyway.
Shouldn’t have blocked me in.
Learn how to park cunt
xx"

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...5e12af289ff82b

Ah, warms the fire of patriotism in my heart it does.

See this happen everywhere really. Someone hits another persons car. and sees that someone saw them do it so they leave a note pretending to give contact information or whatever.

Like this:

[Mormolyce]

Ahahahah that's great.