Poll: Least Attractive

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    Least Attractive Male Hero?

    Gathering statistics here. Whom is the least attractive male in Overwatch? Animals and Omnics will not be included.
    YOUNG Soldier & Reaper, not their elderly look.



    If you could also add whom is the most attractive after voting, please comment that below!
    Last edited by TheramoreIsTheBomb; 2017-01-11 at 08:14 PM.
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    Inbefore fat-shaming Roadhog.

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    "Gathering statistics". My statistics say that 95% of this forum can't answer your question.

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    I voted as Hanzo as a joke, why did 2 other people vote him he's the definition of a perfect man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribi View Post
    I voted as Hanzo as a joke, why did 2 other people vote him he's the definition of a perfect man.
    What the heck kind of perfect man do you know tries to kill their own brother?

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    I think this thread needs some convincing pictures to demonstrate the point and better the results.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    What the heck kind of perfect man do you know tries to kill their own brother?
    Being a brotha killer doesnt make him a ugly person
    step into everything will gief ya nothing, mon

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    Torbjorn. The height is just too much of a deal breaker.

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    Daddy Rein most attractive male hero - Lucio close second
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    Roadhog is on the chubby side but I can't see his face so I cannot judge. I think Junkrat is pretty butt ugly though.

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    Reaper, because he's an edgelord!

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    Interesting, no one hates daddy.

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    baconhog for sure.


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    I regret adding Roadhog to this poll. I wanted to see realistic results but I suppose this will do.
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    daddy:76' younger version is the hottest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheramoreIsTheBomb View Post
    I regret adding Roadhog to this poll. I wanted to see realistic results but I suppose this will do.
    you wanted to know who the least attractive male hero is.

    roadhog is fat and ugly.
    fat and ugly result in being less attractive.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Witcher Arafal View Post
    daddy:76' younger version is the hottest.

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    you wanted to know who the least attractive male hero is.

    roadhog is fat and ugly.
    fat and ugly result in being less attractive.
    The thing is I agree with you but I also had expected if I added Roadhog, everyone would vote for him. Obesity is an easy unattractive selective trait and by removing him from the poll, we'd have more difficult choices and a more realistic poll to view. The female thread has more interesting results due to Zarya being removed since she has a masculine build, everyone would've voted for her.
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    do we actually know that roadhog is ugly though? i mean, yes, his fat is unattractive, but his face could still be good looking.

    but yeah, i'd have to vote roadhog either way, as that much fat is not attractive on male or female.

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    So you're just gonna assume all of these HEROES genders? fucking can't stand people like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by butthurt beluga View Post
    really? No winston or omnics?
    It's current year you bigot. I am an omnicsexual and zenyatta is my spirit animal.
    DID YOU JUST ASSUME OMNICS GENDER?!?!?!?!?!

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    Soldier 69 because he is losing hair

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