Grab nearest book, turn to page 45; first sentence describes your love life

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"Not as much as a cut off dick, he laughed and walked with a confident stride into the room that was one large mess of destroyed furniture".
Sven Hazel, the Commissar.

Seems my love life is going to be lesbian and quite hectic

[Yimereh]

"For the licorice lover, there's a world of ways to get a fix, from the ever-so-mild flavour of fresh fennel and the exotic taste of star anise at the grocery store, to the licorice we're all familiar with at the candy counter." - Food & Drink Summer 2012 LCBO

Optimism for all us licorice lovers out there, see you at the candy shop.

[josnorgren]

'No, that’s not it.'
- Everything is illuminated (Jonathan Safran Foer)

Well, OK then. :|

[majesta]

"Stephen King writes very scary books."
The Dilbert Principle, by Scott Adams

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*backs away slowly*

Forensics will be removing the sand from my backyard with tiny brushes, I bet they'd look cute

[Rotted]

'Some become software engineer, while others provide support services for IT facilities'.

Postgraduate Directory - 2016

[socialmaker]

fuck off with your 12 y old shit

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"he imagined himself stepping out the van and being hit immediately by a score of bullets, jerking and twitching in a spasmodic death dance "

[Auxis]

"Welcome to the first of a bright new series of the Menu Planner, the popular cookbook that offers four weeks of balanced, two-course family meals."
- Women's Weekly Menu Planner, No. 1 SERIES 2

Doesn't have a date on it, but the editor's pictures on the inside of the cover all feature ladies with exceptionally mane-like, curly hair.
So, whatever era that is from.

[xindralol]

"The situation with benzene is similar to that with acetate."

hmmm

edit: (orgo textbook)

[Detheavn]

Tofoe is een uitstekende eiwitleverancier: in 100g zit maar liefst 16g eiwit!

Translates to: Tofu is an excellent protein supplier: 100g contains no more than 16g of protein!

[Ferrair]

int main()

[Bearygood]

Swiss Camp is a research station that was set up in 1990 on a platform drilled into the Greenland ice sheet
????

[rakhakash]

[Stan came back downstairs, followed by a faintly green witch wrapped in a travelling cloak.. ]

Guess what book series was nearest..

[Heladys]

"A whole complete set of twelve."

I must have blacked out, I don't remember any gang bangs.

[Silakka]

"Usually i try to avoid the police"

Interesting

[Putin-Chan]

"I feared losing the respect of my parents"

hmmmmmmmm.

[Skylarking]

"This feature allows you to send messages to your smart device"

[Radaney]

"She nodded."

- The Hero of the Ages, Brandon Sanderson.

[Astalnar]

"Freed from the restraints of courtesy, he stared sternly and spoke impersonally, as if he didn't even consider the possibility of a dissenting view."

-Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Gulag Archipelago