Originally Posted by
rowaasr13
That's "solution #1" in pretty much any time Ukrainian opens his mouth. And they still wonder why they're called Ukro-nazi and universally despised in Russia after they publicly shown their face.
My little would-be bomber, sorry, but there's at least three problems with your plan:
1) you'd be hanged by zrobitchane (guest workers) in a moment, once millions of them would be left without Russian money - the only source of income around your piss-poor territory.
2) Free presents and miracles ("somebody please do that") only happen in Gena's song in "Cheburashka" and your country's Anthem, which, strangely, sound very similar.
3) Blaming problems on Moscow is long-standing tradition since 1990 (well, way longer, actually, but let's talk about recent events). Do you remember "Хватит кормить москалей" ("Stop feeding muscovites"), you separatist? So, did it work?