Sexual Valentine Cards

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So I was buying my S/O a Valentine Card from Moonpig and I noticed a lot this year, more so than last, were very sexual. Examples:

Your massive heart is one reason I love you, your massive willy is another!

Roses are red, Violates are blue, my privates feel funny when I am near you!

Valentines Day! I need one of these hugs to turn into sex!

I promise to still love you when your boobies droop down to the floor!

Here are some reasons why I love you; Your beautiful soul. You make me a better person. Your magnificent arse!

My heart is yours... And there's a few other parts on special offer too!

Don't get me wrong I am not against such cards and actually find them funny, unfortunately my S/O doesn't enjoy sex humour but that's besides the point. Have any of you noticed an increase in sexy Valentine Cards?

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I completely forgot Valentines Day is coming up so thanks for the reminder, I better order something!

That being said, I noticed last year there seemed to be more on this side of things and actually received one which was....quite interesting and yet disturbing at the same time. I saw the funny side of it luckily as I have that sense of humor but I think some may get offended by this sort of thing. It seems not just websites but shops are doing them more too from what I had seen last year.

[Redcrow]

So I was buying my S/O a Valentine Card from Moonpig and I noticed a lot this year, more so than last, were very sexual. Examples:








Don't get me wrong I am not against such cards and actually find them funny, unfortunately my S/O doesn't enjoy sex humour but that's besides the point. Have any of you noticed an increase in sexy Valentine Cards?

I usually fully support sexual humor but these are just terrible.

[Deleted]

I aren't against such cards but [grown-up voice] children buy Valentine cards too and probably use said sites

[monkmastaeq]

Nothing says i love you like a forced holiday and a shitty card

[Tack980]

Nothing says i love you like a forced holiday and a shitty card

This. Thats why i did mine last week as a surprise instead. It's a lot better if it's unexpected. And cheaper.

[TwoNineMarine]

I think they are hilarious. Obviously you'd have to make sure your S/O is a fan of that sort of comedy.

[Independent voter]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Please let me hit it

If just for a few

[Tradewind]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have gonorrhea,
and now so do you.

[Pallamouna]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Valentines Day is cyka blyat

Ps i know i know the cyka blyat doesnt fit for a rime but Valentines day still is.

[Poopymonster]

Card with a big picture of Kirby on the front.

Inside "I want you inside me"

[jackofwind]

I always make my s/o a handmade card for valentine's.

Cheaper and shows them that you actually put some real thought into it. Also lets you customise things to fit your shared style of humour.


And when in doubt, Willy Bum Bum it.

[primalmatter]

Isn't that kind of the reason for the season?

[Deleted]

Isn't that kind of the reason for the season?

If you're only getting sex on Valentines....

[Tommy T]

I'm single this year so...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Porn Hub is down
Your mum's Facebook will do.

[jackofwind]

Isn't that kind of the reason for the season?

The reason for VDay is for Hallmark to make money by selling cards.

It's always the season for sex.

[AeneasBK]

And when in doubt, Willy Bum Bum it.

Smelly old wasp.

[Independent voter]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Want to bump uglies?

Meet me in the loo

[Grimbold21]

I think you need to find a new boyfriend

[Rudkobing]

/looks around

Uummm, those are cute. Its not that BAD.

/massages Cleo's ass.