Your OP was a general statement. People who have lots, free things, earning things, cry til' (
why is there an apostrophe there?) you get what you want. Maybe you meant it to be restricted to a context (after people railed you for how obviously ridiculous it is), but it wasn't. Hence the reason you've had so many people read it as a general statement: It's not because said so many people can't read, it's because you failed to word it correctly.
But graaah make witty quips about 6 different people being unable to read and add an emoticon and a sticker and poof, you've convinced yourself you were right. Congratulations to you! Weave that luxurious straw dress around yourself, faster now!
Since you're such an obvious proponent of operating at grade-school level; here, your turn for a sticker.