(Yet another dubious pun) A doubly horny crime in France.

[sarahtasher]

http://www.courrierinternational.co....u-monde-entier

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news....=.18eca60117dc

TLDR : Rhinoceros shot in a French zoo for his horn, which is used for very obvious phallic reason as an aphrodisiac.

For the record, rhinoceros horn dealers are showing a considerable and even commendable desire toward tradition and authenticity in the aphrodisiac and industry, as a rhinoceros horn is made of keratine-AKA, the same proteine as human nails.

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#hornrambe

[Underverse]

People are fucking stupid. Some traditions need to be obliterated.

[Deletedaccount1]

The links are broken.

[Sergar]

Both of your URLs are messed up

[sarahtasher]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.340e29f4c7e7

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I would recommend reading The Dead Zoo Gang on Atavist Magazine.

[ParanoiD84]

Fucking idiots, should be hunted down and shot in the face.

[noidentity]

Basically people broke into the enclosure at night, shot the rhino in the head 3 times and possibly chainsawed off the main horn. They apparently tried to cut off the 2nd horn but stopped half way for whatever reason (speculation is due to equipment failure).

The other rhinos were unharmed.

[the game]

Do French zoos not have security at night? No security cameras or guards?

[Techno-Druid]

One of the prime directives of zoological parks is to protect animals. A zoo that fails to protect its animals from the threats of the public is not a zoo worthy of operation imho.

[Deleted]

One of the prime directives of zoological parks is to protect animals. A zoo that fails to protect its animals from the threats of the public is not a zoo worthy of operation imho.

to be fair this is pretty unheard of in mainland french territory

its like blaming walmarts for not having emergency procedures in case of somalian robot attacks

[sarahtasher]

I would dare to say that with the terrorist attacks in France that are so often mentioned here, French zoos must be rather low on the ''stuff to be protected 24/24'' list

[Sam the Wiser]

I hope the horn helps those in need of it.

[ParanoiD84]

I hope the horn helps those in need of it.

Is that a joke? people think it cures cancer and hangovers etc etc and it does not, it's all hocus pocus traditional bullshit in china/vietnam and other places and that's one of the reasons why killing them is such a waste.

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http://www.courrierinternational.co....u-monde-entier

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news....=.18eca60117dc

TLDR : Rhinoceros shot in a French zoo for his horn, which is used for very obvious phallic reason as an aphrodisiac.

For the record, rhinoceros horn dealers are showing a considerable and even commendable desire toward tradition and authenticity in the aphrodisiac and industry, as a rhinoceros horn is made of keratine-AKA, the same proteine as human nails.

Those ignorant Chinese motherfuckers are the market for this bullshit.

[SupBrah]

I would dare to say that with the terrorist attacks in France that are so often mentioned here, French zoos must be rather low on the ''stuff to be protected 24/24'' list

But a lot of those terrorists come from countries that profit off of this kinda shit.

[Dug]

Just clip your toe nails and ground it up. The retards that believe in this mystical bullshit wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[Deleted]

Those ignorant Chinese motherfuckers are the market for this bullshit.

Could be a hipster natural remedy too :O

[sarahtasher]

As someone said, actually killing rhinos for stealing their horn show a surprising dedication for criminals, as grounded toenails have the same proteine composition than rhinoceros horn.