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  1. #101
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    There was a time you were a thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    I almost vomited in my mouth
    Hahaha i love taking women away from thirsty beta bucks like yourself.

    infracted - minor flaming
    Last edited by Crissi; 2017-03-14 at 01:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broods View Post
    Hahaha i love taking women away from thirsty beta bucks like yourself.
    I'm 30 and gay, wtf would I want teenage girls?

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    I'm 30 and gay, wtf would I want teenage girls?
    Oh in that case you'd want me to fuck you for sure. The gay guys get all hot and bothered around me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broods View Post
    Oh in that case you'd want me to fuck you for sure. The gay guys get all hot and bothered around me.
    I couldn't answer without seeing a picture

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    What age ? If you speak about old people 60+ ignore them. Most of them are creepy old fuck looking innocent but spending most of their cash on wine and hookers. True story.

  7. #107
    Quote Originally Posted by broods View Post
    I'm pushing 40 and the young college hotties can't get enough of me. Damn sluts love a guy with money and power.
    Sounds more like make believe to me, I don't know anyone in my vicinity that would go for someone that's 40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moratori View Post
    Sounds more like make believe to me, I don't know anyone in my vicinity that would go for someone that's 40.
    I don't think we move in the same circles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moratori View Post
    Sounds more like make believe to me, I don't know anyone in my vicinity that would go for someone that's 40.
    I actually do in my area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broods View Post
    I don't think we move in the same circles.
    You are probably right. I always thought Matthew McConaughey's character from Dazed and Confused was something to avoid becoming rather than aspire to.

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    I think its high time Jayburner posts a pic with his shirt off.

    Just give the people what they want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    What I like to do is unbutton it in the other end, to show people how original I am. Shirt tightly buttoned over chest and neck, but flapping in the wind at the bottom to show the stomach.

    If the event is really fancy, you can even shave out some nice patterns in the hair down there.
    See... You need to be spontanious, and creative. Revi gets it.. Alot.
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    Your name will carry on through generations, and will never be forgotten.

  12. #112
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I got told to button up my shirt because it is creepy today.

    There was a time I was a thing. I feel bullied to be honest.
    When you were in your 20s, in the 60s?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I got told to button up my shirt because it is creepy today.

    There was a time I was a thing. I feel bullied to be honest.
    Question, why would you want to show your chest hair? Button up that shirt and invest in a tie! Goodness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I got told to button up my shirt because it is creepy today.
    No paper bag this time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zan15 View Post
    my god how much hair we talking?
    Careful what you ask!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    i'm pretty hairless and have no body fat at all. :shrug:
    Was apple sauce dripping from your chin?

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    I am a hit with the ladys and 20 year old sounds perfect if you ask me. Weirdly women deteriorate extremely fast once they hit 25. No idea why that is happening, but men do get better until they hit like 55 and between 35 and 55 can be a golden age for men.

    Compared to women. Not all, but most women over 25 look like well let's say not good.

    I don't mean no offence though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I love kids who are still in denial about older men. They all come to us.
    Is that why they told you to button up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dextersmith View Post
    Is that why they told you to button up?
    they like it big and they like men experienced if you know what I mean

  18. #118
    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Your posts are an odd mixture of low self-esteem and bravado.
    Remember his piss bottle thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker76 View Post
    On a few occasions I've had women ask me to unbutton my shirt a bit more. Mostly because I have nice collection of ironic and funny tshirts that I wear under my dress shirts or flannels. Ironic t-shirts are a great icebreaker.

    Stay away from t-shirts that have wolves, Punisher logos, or other dudebro themes.
    Funny tshirts under dress shirts?! What? No!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    You're just hanging around the wrong girls, hang out with 50 year old divorced girls.
    Or fat women who sweat when reaching for the remote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    I had someone nearly a decade younger than me profess their love to me yesterday. :/ While he is attractive, it was not a comfortable experience as I am in a relationship. I also feel like significant age gap couplings do not work out in the long run.
    You go girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dextersmith View Post
    Remember his piss bottle thread?
    Honestly I assumed he was homeless after reading that thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dextersmith View Post
    You go girl!
    I'm not even old enough to be a cougar lol. Cougar in training!

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