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    Alabama Senate votes to allow church to form police dept.

    http://www.wbrc.com/story/35126003/a...wyQIYQ.twitter

    MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - The Alabama Senate has voted to allow a church to form its own police force.

    Lawmakers on Tuesday voted 24-4 to allow Briarwood Presbyterian Church in Birmingham to establish a law enforcement department.

    The church says it needs its own police officers to keep its school as well as its more than 4,000 person congregation safe.

    Critics of the bill argue that a police department that reports to church officials could be used to cover up crimes.

    The state has given a few private universities the authority to have a police force, but never a church or non-school entity.

    Police experts have said such a police department would be unprecedented in the U.S.

    A similar bill is also scheduled to be debated in the House on Tuesday.
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    If they are that large, why not hire a private security force?

    Also, I know universities often have their own police. What about universities explicitly backed as part of a church?
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    I agree. A Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice is just thing thing we were missing.

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    The holy crusaders unite!

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    I can only imagine the heights to which shit would fly if our local Mosque tried doing the same .

    And no, I wouldn't be okay with that either.
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    It could lead to Mass incarceration.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    It could lead to Mass incarceration.



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    Fuck that. Mass Crucifixion.

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    Deus Vult!

    I hope they at least get some cool chainmail and tabard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Deus Vult!

    I hope they at least get some cool chainmail and tabard.
    And here I thought I was the only one picturing that.

    They can wear white tabards with special white hats to show their purity! Maybe even give the headgear a little point so they stand out.
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    Umm yeah. Seperation of church and state incoming. I hope this is challenged if it is true these police would answer directly to the church and nobody else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Assbandit View Post
    I can only imagine the heights to which shit would fly if our local Mosque tried doing the same .

    And no, I wouldn't be okay with that either.
    This exactly. Allowing religious organizations to do their own law enforcement is a dangerous step down a path towards more extremism and religious conflict, as every religion is forced to respond in kind simply to protect themselves. The moment that anyone seriously suspects that these church cops are covering up or engaging in attacks on non-believers, it's going to get ugly.

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    What makes anyone think their police powers will extend passed church property? You all act like they are going to cruising around down town trying to arrest people or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spiffums View Post
    What makes anyone think their police powers will extend passed church property? You all act like they are going to cruising around down town trying to arrest people or something.
    then theres no reason to have police officers. Those are security agents. News flash they dont have the same power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jtbrig7390 View Post
    The school district I went to had a police force. I'm unaware of any crimes that were covered up to protect the superintendent, or whatever. /shrug

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    Well universities get to have their own police forces for some reason.

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    There is a massive difference between Schools/Universities and Church's....
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    sounds like that "sharia LAW" they are so afraid of from the Muslims.
    Ironic to say the least...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Giving a religious institution legal authority over other citizens seems like it might run afoul of the First Amendment.
    The US has the alt-right help governing the country. Compared to that Jesuslovers with guns are an improvement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by matt4pack View Post
    Well universities get to have their own police forces for some reason.
    It's not really police, it's sublet security firms wearing a shirt with police on it without a badge.

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