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Breaking news - Sources out of asia claim supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jung Un has ordered a massive DDOS attack on Blizzard servers after finding that the collective trade chat of all World of Warcraft servers has simultaneously mocked and laughed at the failed missile test on Easter Sunday.
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2017-04-16, 01:20 PM #1Field Marshal
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Kim Jung Un orders DDOS after failed missile test.
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2017-04-16, 01:32 PM #2Immortal
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Ordered with what? The only way he would be able to do it is by renting a Russian or Chinese botnet. And then...mysteriously only the NA servers and leaving the EU ones alone?
Also, the symptoms Blizzard is having do not match a DDOS. DDOS causes timeouts, and slow logins. This is some sort of technical problem.
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2017-04-16, 01:35 PM #3Herald of the Titans
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That Kim is an evil, evil man...
Originally Posted by Akaihiryuu
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2017-04-16, 01:37 PM #4Bloodsail Admiral
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WOW Originally Posted by Akaihiryuu
Have you met sarcasm? The OP must have went way over your headThank god this game isn't just for Rym, we'd have a pretty shitty time - Me
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2017-04-16, 01:38 PM #5Banned
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Summon the Zerglings!!!!!
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2017-04-16, 01:38 PM #6Over 9000!
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... Originally Posted by Akaihiryuu
It's called sarcasm.
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2017-04-16, 01:38 PM #7Mechagnome
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Whoosh.... Originally Posted by Akaihiryuu
Chicken fried rice is delicious!
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2017-04-16, 01:44 PM #8Mechagnome
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The DDOS on reached the USA. They don't quite have in ICBDDOS system!!
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2017-04-16, 01:45 PM #9The One Sane Man
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Seems appropriate...
Challenge Mode : Play WoW like my disability has me play:
You will need two people, Brian MUST use the mouse for movement/looking and John MUST use the keyboard for casting, attacking, healing etc.
Briand and John share the same goal, same intentions - but they can't talk to each other, however they can react to each other's in game activities.
Now see how far Brian and John get in WoW.
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2017-04-16, 01:51 PM #10The Lightbringer
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its probably some "Script Kids" who have bought down Blizzard sites.
An infamous hacker group known as the Shadow Brokers has just released a bunch of tools that that makes it easier for hackers to break into all kinds of Microsoft Windows computers and other Microsoft software, security researchers are warning.
The hacking tools are allegedly part of the arsenal that was said to be stolen from the NSA last summer. That arsenal was reportedly part of what NSA analysts use to break into computers, networks and other systems to do their spy work.
“Friday is the perfect day to dump tools if your goal is to cause maximum chaos; all the script kiddies are active over the weekend, while far too many defenders are offline and enjoying the Easter holiday. I’m only being somewhat glib in suggesting that the best security measure for a Windows computer might be to just turn it off for a few days,” Weaver says.
Other researchers, poring through the dump, say they are finding some hacking tools that are really dangerous and could impact most versions of Windows, including the type that runs on computer servers.
“This is really bad, in about an hour or so any attacker can download simple toolkit to hack into Microsoft based computers around the globe,” tweeted one such researcher, Hacker Fantastic, who’s been pouring through the materials.
This is not a drill: #NSA exploits affecting many fully-patched Windows systems have been released to the wild. NSA did not warn Microsoft. https://t.co/2H8F7vH7fW
— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) April 14, 2017
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/h...windows-2017-4
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2017-04-16, 01:54 PM #11Banned
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Send in the bastions!
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Bring in the Germans!
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2017-04-16, 01:56 PM #12Dreadlord
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Hahahaha thanks for the laugh man. Originally Posted by Hotei
Then he started getting ganked in the barrens, and that was the last straw!"I don't contemplate, I meditate, then off your fucking head" -Kendrick Lamar
"If you have no sauce, then you're lost. But, you can also get lost in the sauce."-Gucci Mane
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"-Colonel Sanders
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2017-04-16, 01:56 PM #13Deleted Originally Posted by Akaihiryuu
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2017-04-16, 01:59 PM #14Banned
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Cheers luv, the cavalries here!
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2017-04-16, 02:11 PM #15Old God
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How NK is going about their DDOS. Using only the latest in North Korean technology.
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2017-04-16, 02:13 PM #16Dreadlord
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This right here is whats wrong with the world. Originally Posted by Akaihiryuu
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2017-04-16, 02:13 PM #17The Undying
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Well, I just logged in so he not only failed a missile launch he failed a DDoS.
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2017-04-16, 02:14 PM #18Immortal
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little. you forgot little Originally Posted by Tikaru
evil, evil, little man.There is no Bad RNG just Bad LTP
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2017-04-16, 02:17 PM #19Banned
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This is a "liberal vs a gay joke" situation. Originally Posted by Akaihiryuu
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2017-04-16, 02:20 PM #20Bloodsail Admiral
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you're not very good at the whole humor thing Originally Posted by schwarzkopf
Seems appropriate...
