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    How do you think you will die?

    I've dated some crazy women, so I am assuming I will be killed by age 40 by one of them.

    How about you guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    I've dated some crazy women, so I am assuming I will be killed by age 40 by one of them.

    How about you guys?
    Lol. You must be bored.

    I will die when I do and how I die, will be the reason I will.

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    How does that joke go? Like granddad who died peacefully in his sleep, not like the other three passengers in the car he was driving.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

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    I'm sure there is a facebook test for this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    How does that joke go? Like granddad who died peacefully in his sleep, not like the other three passengers in the car he was driving.
    I chuckled

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    Dying after stuffing a whole cheeseburger in my mouth.

    "Would you please let me join your p-p-party?

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    I am 26 now. SO I may not have met my killer yet

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    3 potential ways in the far future.

    Throat Cancer or Brain Cancer that runs in my family

    Dimentia.

    Stress induced heart attack.

    Closer to now? Getting hit by a car. I go for long walks in town, everyone drives like assholes.

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    No matter how it's gonna be I'm 100% sure it will be involuntarily.
    All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side

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    Nuclear inferno is my guess. And so will you all.

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    planning to die of old age at at least 115, family got a decent dna and living in a secured and healthy country

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    My life goal is to not be the subject of a news story ending with "before turning the gun on himself". So far so good.
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.

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    i am thinking it will either be a snake or caffeine poisoning
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    Heres hoping to a ripe old age in my bed, not overly fussed if Im alone.

    I'll be really fucked off those if its by some kid / thug looking to make a couple of quid and ends up shooting me.

    alternatively, I'm getting into the research sector with parasitology / herpetology, so you never know, might get infected with a parasite out of containment or bitten by a rattle snake, or maybe bitten by a rattlesnake which is habouring parasites /shrug

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    Family history of cancer, pretty sure no matter what lifestyle changes I make cancer will get me.

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    Drowning, since I do freedive a lot.
    Liver disease due to drinking more than I should.
    Car crash
    Old age.

    I'm hoping for old age but who knows.

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    Possibly a car accident due to snow and some terrible driver. Though to be honest, MOST Calgary drivers are pretty good - At least compared to the other big cities I've been to around the world.

    Or maybe electrocuting myself, due to that being my line of work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    How about you guys?
    My wife is a little crazy, but I don't think she's crazy enough to kill me.

    I'll probably die of a heart attack or stroke. Probably between the ages of 85-95.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Docturphil View Post
    My wife is a little crazy, but I don't think she's crazy enough to kill me.

    I'll probably die of a heart attack or stroke. Probably between the ages of 85-95.
    I would say a little rain never hurt anyone. That is the old saying, I generally add that a lot of rain does. but not a little. :P be wary

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    I hope the scientists to find the pill for immortality

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