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    Does the warcraft universe have something known as sexual.

    In the real world we have strip clubs strippers pornstars sex and valentines day My question is does the warcraft universe have something like that? sex toys also Excuse my potty mouth I don't intend to do that ingame but i am just wondering also i might get infracted
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    Well, they've got their own Valentine's Day-esque event, as well as the sexuality of certain dances, flirting, pin-up calendars, and though I don't think it's every been outright stated in their fiction, being that they revolve around medieval-esque societies I imagine the oldest profession would be there too. The games wouldn't show a lot of it simply due to trying to appeal to a larger audience.

    In-game you've got mailbox dancing for money and Goldshire. But that's player driven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taygames View Post
    In the real world we have strip clubs strippers pornstars sex and valentines day My question is does the warcraft universe have something like that? Excuse my potty mouth I don't intend to do that ingame but i am just wondering
    Whos to say people in the Warcraft Universe even suffer from sexual desire like in the real world? While they can fall in love and have kids, how do we know they get the same errotic sensation that we do?
    But who knows, they might have.

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    Isn't there a whole series of steamy romance novels about some dude banging every race out there? I recall walking around Thunder Totem and he sneaks out of a tent with some sleeping female Tauren in it too.
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    Strip clubs, strippers, pornstars... and Valentine's Day. LOL!

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    Wasn't there a brothel in Suramar from which you rescue some girls after a demon attack?
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    theres porn books ingame (even the scourge wrote a couple for the undead inclined)

    theres goblin and human paintings and calender's and shit of girls in bikinis

    and also im pretty sure babies exist in the game so unless they reproduce like amoeba im pretty sure they have sex
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    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

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    In Vol'jin's book, he states that -had he have chosen to- one of the Zandalari Captains would have banged him.

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    I don't think the in-game content will ever focus on it (or go so far as to directly mention it), there's enough to infer that the Warcraft universe contains some elements of the risque, sure. From harems to brothels to oblique mentions of the world's oldest profession. There's mention of a den of iniquity in Murder Row of Silvermoon City, and Stormwind has seedier districts such as Old Town that the locals avoid, especially at night, in tie-in novels and short stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snes View Post
    Isn't there a whole series of steamy romance novels about some dude banging every race out there? I recall walking around Thunder Totem and he sneaks out of a tent with some sleeping female Tauren in it too.
    This. Yes, Warcraft has sexuality, it's just that because it's a combat-oriented MMORPG, Blizz doesn't really focus overmuch on romances or sexuality outside of the occasional winking reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thage View Post
    This. Yes, Warcraft has sexuality, it's just that because it's a combat-oriented MMORPG, Blizz doesn't really focus overmuch on romances or sexuality outside of the occasional winking reference.
    Overwatch disagrees Lol Tracer is a lesbo

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    Before Rhegar got a hand on Varian, his former slave gladiator seemed to enjoy the company of what must have been a prostitute. She also killed that gladiator in bed, so there's that.

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    Somehow i knew who is OP.

    OT: The most sexual thing in WoW is mudmugs ripe ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taygames View Post
    Overwatch disagrees Lol Tracer is a lesbo
    Overwatch's lore is completely divested from the game barring limited-time PvE events. It was done that way on purpose to give both the writers and the game developers free reign, probably after seeing how much the writers and devs for WoW fight over X or Y aspect of the game and how the writers constantly have to compromise to bow to game mechanics.
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    It's an american game. They are allowed to portray genocides and let the player commit the worst atrocities, but they are not allowed to portray anything sexual in their game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thage View Post
    Overwatch's lore is completely divested from the game barring limited-time PvE events. It was done that way on purpose to give both the writers and the game developers free reign, probably after seeing how much the writers and devs for WoW fight over X or Y aspect of the game and how the writers constantly have to compromise to bow to game mechanics.
    You know i really wonder how can you integrate being lesbian into shooter. Sure as hell would make a fun game.

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    There are some hints of the darker aspects of sexuality a few certain places.
    Like half-bloods. Half orc/half humans and half orc/half draenei to name a couple... I mean, how do you think they were conceived?
    And there's that one area in the Jade Forest were you have to save a few pandaren in cages - guarded by mogu soldiers. It just so happens that all those pandaren are female and considering all mogu are male.. well.. you get the picture. Ley'shen had the only two female mogu as consorts, so the others had to find those elsewhere.
    There's a lot more hints like these all over, you just have to pay close attention and and be cynical. Hah.

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    The Black Temple and Karazhan were practically brimming with concubines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StationaryHawk View Post
    The Black Temple and Karazhan were practically brimming with concubines.
    Oh excuse me, these are girls who just keep you company while you are reading books.

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