How many of you have never had a girlfriend?

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Question is only directed at heterosexual men.

How many of you have never had a girlfriend? Do you want one? Are you socially awkward? What do you think is it that is stopping you from getting a girlfriend? Is your playing World of Warcraft getting in the way for you of getting a girlfriend?

Please only honest posts and no flaming.

Personally, I never had a girlfriend. I was mocked by girls from when I was in kindergarten. One day, I approached a girl in the bus, I must've been 4 or something, and she was sitting next to a female friend, and I talked to her, and while I did, I took a step to the right and didn't notice there was a step, and I awkwardly went sideways down that step. It was embarrassing, and they both laughed. This has stuck with me ever since.

When I was in elementary school, I was in love with all the girls, and I sent them rings via mail, that I got from a candy machine. One day I was invited to a birthday party, and we were watching a movie at the cinemas and I sat next to a girl I liked and I put my hand on her leg, and she smiled, but that was it. I was too scared to do more.

I was madly in love with the same girl for years, but was too scared to ever tell her. Then one day in like 6th grade, she got a haircut and had short hair, and I lost my attraction towards her.

Things weren't going good with other girls in school. One day a girl asked me if I wanted to go steady with her, but I was afraid she was only teasing me, so I snubbed her. I regret this to this day. She could've been the one girlfriend I could've had.

I was teased in school for being fat, even though thinking back, I really wasn't that fat back then, but they made me believe I was.

I was secretly in love with tons of girls for years, but always too shy to tell them. When I was around 18 I really fell madly in love with one girl. I got her phone number from one of her friends and I called her constantly. She ended up telling me that she didn't like me in any way and that I should stop harassing her.

At the age of 19 I finally lost my virginity to a polish prostitute. It wasn't really a great experience though. I was drunk and farted all the time, felt nothing through the condom and couldn't come. At least she was cheap.

After that, I tried to approach girls at clubs, but aside from dancing with a girl once, it never led to anything.

I also worked at a club and took a female co-worker home with me a couple of times. But her boyfriend was a bouncer at the same club so I couldn't do anything. I stopped seeing her when my friend told me that the bouncer had shown him a long knife once and was talking about how easily it can cut through the head of a person and how it would even cut through the skull until you could see the brain.

When I discovered WoW in 2008, I gained a lot of weight, because I barely left the house anymore. It became more and more over the years. I went from 90 kilos to around 150 kilos in a couple of years. I'm on my way down again, at 138 kilos now, but I'm still really fat.

In the last years I only had 2 important encounters with women.

The first was in 2012, with a girl I went on one date with. We both admitted we felt we were more than just friends, before we met. The date went good I felt. She was very warm towards me and smiled a lot. We saw a movie, had a couple of drinks and then I walked her to the train station, hugged her goodbye, kissed her head and then said goodbye. I thought we were gonna go on more dates, cause we talked about doing so many things together on that date. She even teased me, talking about how she was in the bathtub while we messaged. But on our second date she stood me up and I learned later that she went back to her husband, who I at the time thought was out of the picture, cause she said he was her ex.

This happened like one month before Mists of Pandaria released, so it only took me a month to get over her. Pandaria was the best place to get over a girl. About the time Pandaria released was the second time I went to a prostitute. This time she actually looked way cuter, way more my type. She was really sweet, even blew me without a condom. It was heaven. It was the first time I ever experienced such a thing. Being 27 years old, pretty much 21 years of masturbation without any real contact to a girl, no intimacy, no sex... this was bliss. Unfortunately I couldn't come, we only had 30 minutes and after receiving a blowjob for a couple of minutes I put on the condom and my dick went limp. I went home with blueballs. But it was still the best day of my life up to that day. A girl had my dick in her mouth. I never thought I would see the day.

So I went to see her a second time. Second time I took 90 minutes instead. She blew me a lot longer and it was even greater. Couldn't really fuck her with a condom on, cause I didn't feel anything, so I pulled my condom off and told her to start blowing again. She did for the most part of the 90 minutes, but close to the end of my time with her, she couldn't anymore, because it was too stressful on her jaw, so she grew frustrated and told me to finish myself off. I had to make myself come, but nevertheless, I came, for the first time in my life with an actual girl in my arm. This was my best encounter with a woman in my entire life. To this day.

After that I only fell in love once with a girl in 2013. We were working on a university project and she was totally sweet, smart and cute. Unfortunately she had a boyfriend, so I had no chance with her. I kept sending her emails for another half a year after our project ended and she answered them usually within 3 days of me sending her the email. It was nice, we were still getting close to each other, but I just felt that she was too occupied with her boyfriend, so I ended it around February 2014.

Those were pretty much all my most important encounters with the female sex. And while I still haven't had a girlfriend, I have become serious about no fapping and working out. I haven't masturbated in almost a month and I gain some serious muscle. I'm confident that with improving my body and the advice I'm getting from sites like Return of Kings online, I will finally be able to approach women and have the sexlife I always wanted. That I always deserved.

To be honest, this only started off as a normal question, but it kinda turned into me pouring my heart out. Please don't make fun of what I told you. And if you've made similar experiences, here's your place to share it. Take the centerstage.

[GreenJesus]

At the age of 19 I finally lost my virginity to a polish prostitute. It wasn't really a great experience though. I was drunk and farted all the time, felt nothing through the condom and couldn't come. At least she was cheap.

Doesn't matter had sex. And to answer the question: No I haven't.

[Deleted]

What the fuck mane

[Sky High]

combine this with your post in that other thread and you got a recipe to loololololol to dead.

[I Push Buttons]

At the age of 19 I finally lost my virginity to a polish prostitute. It wasn't really a great experience though. I was drunk and farted all the time, felt nothing through the condom and couldn't come. At least she was cheap.

Was giving your wall of text a quick skim when I got to this gem.

I lol'd.

[Stelio Kontos]

Return of kings, and the whole PUA scene in general are garbage.

[the game]

well this is constructive

[Rendark]

Dude you really need to get out more. If you think getting a good looking body will magically turn you into a ladies man, you are wrong.

[Aeula]

You seem to have a bit of an obsession.

[Spiffums]

There is a saying about it flys, floats or screws it's cheaper to rent.

[Freighter]

This explains so much. No wonder you are bitter, you just don't know how to interact with women.

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Return of kings, and the whole PUA scene in general are garbage.

He thinks negging will brainhack women and make them like the man doing the negging.

[Stelio Kontos]

Man I'll tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter to go than a guy thinking he deserves and is entitled to sex from her.

[shrunken]

At the age of 19 I finally lost my virginity to a polish prostitute. It wasn't really a great experience though. I was drunk and farted all the time, felt nothing through the condom and couldn't come. At least she was cheap.

I read this title and thought to myself, "Here's a real garbage thread if I ever saw one." Boy was I wrong. This is a solid contender to go on the Post of the Month calendar; maybe even cover material.

[The5thVegetable]

I was thinking about commenting. Then I thought that I don't really have anything to comment. Then I decided to say that I don't really have anything to say. 'Cause you know, why the f#@% not.

[Krille]

Let's see how many far/alt-righters that respond to this thread. Social experiments are the best.

[Freighter]

Let's see how many far/alt-righters that respond to this thread. Social experiments are the best.

What does a persons political leanings have to do with whether they've had a girlfriend or not?

[Krille]

What does a persons political leanings have to do with whether they've had a girlfriend or not?

Socially awkward/lonely people tend to hate other people more. Alt-right/Far-right is a hate-movement.

[Deleted]

Well I see I'm not going to change anyone's mind in here about how idiotic it is to be a cuck. I guess that is what men today are. They'd rather watch porn or see their own girl getting banged by some other dude and masturbate to it, than go out and be a stud instead. Go ahead and massage your noodle while a real alpha gives your woman what she can not get from you. I'll be out there, studying game, being alpha. I'm out.

Those were pretty much all my most important encounters with the female sex. And while I still haven't had a girlfriend, I have become serious about no fapping and working out. I haven't masturbated in almost a month and I gain some serious muscle. I'm confident that with improving my body and the advice I'm getting from sites like Return of Kings online, I will finally be able to approach women and have the sexlife I always wanted. That I always deserved.

Holy shit this is good

[The Oblivion]

Socially awkward/lonely people tend to hate other people more. Alt-right/Far-right is a hate-movement.

so is far left/regressive left. this is totally off topic and not related to the post at all just trying to bait people.

[Wyrt]

Return of Kings onlined.

Well, that's an interesting website. And by interesting I mean full of idiot man children who think they're wolves.