#FireColbert, Triggered Conservatives upset again!

[Darkeon]

homophobic jokes are;
A> only funny to homophobes, and
B> still homophobic.



Because his "joke" was obviously homophobic? It literally demeans homosexuals. That's the whole "joke", making fun of homosexuals. Sorry, I don't see the humor. It's like making a joke about "how greedy Jews are", or "how dumb black people are". Those are just racist statements. People who aren't prejudiced don't find them funny in the first place.

Thread won.

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On topic: I don't think this is enough to ruin Colbert's life. Just as there isn't a reason why a scientist should have to come on air, crying, just to be forgiven about his shirt.

We can't keep having the regressives have the cake and eat it too, though. Either the two are okay, or neither are.

[RaoBurning]

Someone get Colbert a nice hat, because he laid the bait and pulled in the fish like a pro with this one.

[Deleted]

colbert has been pretty embarrassing since he got his own show.

[Xandrigity]

Colbert has a show?

[primalmatter]

Doesn't this happen every few months? Remember a feminist getting into a tissy over it. He plays up non scandals for rating and materials.

Hes a entertainer this isn't really news or a rallying point.

[Therec]

I'm for that as long as we get rid of all of Fox.

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I like how the strategy is saying that Trump is Putin's bitch is somehow denigrating to gays. That's a bold strategy cotton, let's see how it doesn't pay off.

See the thing here is people in the thread think sucking a dick is degrading and wrong, so any mention of it is immediately offensive. There is a big difference between calling Trump a cocksucker and saying that he loves Putin so much he's willing to suck his dick. Someone who sees all guys who suck dick as gross and wrong does not see this difference.

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Saying that Trump is Putin's bitch by attributing a gay act to him is denegrating.

You do know girls suck dick too right?

[GennGreymane]

#triggered

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Maybe he should sexually harass some women. Might be on his side and defend him at that point.

[Vorkreist]

Stephen Colbert, currently #1 in ratings in his timeslot, ended his monologue at the start of his show last night attacking Trump for going after 'Face the Nation's' John Dickerson. In the middle of it, he claims, among other things, "In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is Vladimir Putin's cock holster."

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Relevant bit is at 10:04, but the entire monologue is great.

How did conservatives respond? Throw a tantrum and start #Colbert. I think what's funny is that I remember seeing many of them freaking over over the #CancelColbert hashtag started by that dumbass asian woman for Colbert's "Ching Chong Ding Dong" bit on the Colbert Report.

The hashtag is primarily trending atm due to it being hijacked by people mocking the retarded outcry (Because we all know how effective they were at boycotting Hamilton, Kelloggs, ect), but it is still filled with children legitimately thinking this will do anything.

Not much else to say, just wanted to point out another example of the hilarious hypocrisy of the right under the reign of the Glorious Leader. Oh and my favorite out of the quotes was, "You talk like a sign language gorilla who got hit in the head."

You should bring back #rapemelania to counter dem triggered conservatives

The hypocrisy of leftists bringing up hashtag trends...........

[ipaq]

-"so donald trump..."
-the audience giggles
-"so donald trump is a homosexual"
-entire audience bursts into boisterous cheers, applause, and laughter
-"he likes taking men's penises..."
-audience gasps with hot anticipation
-"...into his mouth and lick them"
-audience simultaneously shits and orgasms with riotous guffaws, every woman in attendance gives birth to bastards of colbert
-"donald trump has a boyfriend and it's another male man"
-over half the audience suffers from a heart attack or a stroke while survivors, those brave souls, howl and quake in sheer comedic ecstasy
-"donald trump is gay"
-eardrums burst over just how funny the remaining audience fines the last line as komedy king kolbert takes a bow and ascends into the stars, where he joins the cosmos as a constellation like the heroes of epics of old

"cock holster" can be both male or female and only has something to do with homosexuality when a homophobe talks about it.

[Venant]

"cock holster" can be both male or female and only has something to do with homosexuality when a homophobe talks about it.

Its great that Colbert liberated the use of cock holster, now that misogyny and homophobia are back in style all we need is for him to go on a racist tirade about how Trumps mama's so black...

[Therec]

Do people in this thread really not know the difference between a gay act and a submissive male act? Are we going to have this same argument if someone made the joke that Trump was fine with letting Putin stick his dick up Trump's butt?

[Dr Assbandit]

All these people suddenly getting offended on behalf of homosexuals when at one point or another the very same have accused us of shoving our agenda down their unsullied virgin throats is absolutely laughable .

And no, nothing about what he said was homophobic. It was a jab at him sucking up to Putin and any other meaning being inferred behind it is plain mental gymnastics.

Stop trying to use gays as a proxy for your outrage when it's convenient for you lot .

[zenkai]

"In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is Vladimir Putin's cock holster."

I'm trying to imagine that same joke and how well it would go over if Hillary was President.

[GennGreymane]

I'm trying to imagine that same joke and how well it would go over if Hillary was President.

But her emails!!!!!!

[jdbond592]

I can't take this much winning. I really can't.


Lets discuss Obama and Hillary.

[Saucexorzski]

I'm trying to imagine that same joke and how well it would go over if Hillary was President.

Poorly, Hillary wasn't even good enough to be Bills cockholster.

[zenkai]

Poorly, Hillary wasn't even good enough to be Bills cockholster.

You do have a point...

[GennGreymane]

I can't take this much winning. I really can't.


Lets discuss Obama and Hillary.

basically

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[Saucexorzski]

basically

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You are so right, lets go back to bringing up W. Bush!

[ipaq]

I'm trying to imagine that same joke and how well it would go over if Hillary was President.

Is Hillary Putin's cock holster? Can't make a joke without context.

Beside your god king is so moronic, that's the type of perfectly fine jokes you can make about him. Now if he weren't such a douche bag, the jokes might be different.