French Presidential Election, Vol. 2

[Deleted]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Marine to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in The_Donald???? This is so fucked.

Look for a mental health specialist as soon as possible.

[Triks]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Marine to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in The_Donald???? This is so fucked.

The fuck ?

[Deleted]

LOL le pen destroyed

More like France is destroyed, enjoy becoming part of the middle east!

[Sting]

ITT: Falling for obvious bait

[Thepersona]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Marine to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in The_Donald???? This is so fucked.

If its not a weird trolling, please seek help

[Garnier Fructis]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Marine to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in The_Donald???? This is so fucked.

This line has me believing that this is satire.

[Mayhem]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Marine to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in The_Donald???? This is so fucked.

Great show of sarcasm, a bit over the top, still i enjoyed reading it.

[Somewhatconcerned]

Arm chair nobodies talking about civil war?

"LOL you lost. Get over it.". Then again these are the same people that are threatened by kebabs on the street corner. The right always tries to act tough but they are the softest, most triggered, scared of every-single-boogeyman mothafackas around.

[Deleted]

ITT: Falling for obvious bait

My advice is valid for both trolling or serious.

[Machismo]

I am not pushing for nationalism. I am explaining what is driving characters like Trump, Le Pen and what their base is.

And nationalism is one part of fascism. Since the other part almost always involves strong authoritarianism, the two often go hand in hand.

[Mayhem]

My advice is valid for both trolling or serious.

Conformist!

[Traveler Voltin]

So appeasement begins
Because that worked so well with germany back then

[Kallisto]

Interestingly the oldest groups voted more for Macron than the youngest groups. Those aged 35-49 being those most likely to have voted for Le Pen and even they didn't reach close to 50%

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/sta...00146600112131

[Kontinuum]

People already forgot the nuggets copypasta. Sad!

BTW
Congratulations to Emmanuel Macron on his big win today as the next President of France. I look very much forward to working with him!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...00169438113793

[Deleted]

And nationalism is one part of fascism. Since the other part almost always involves strong authoritarianism, the two often go hand in hand.

"Nationalism is fascist. Nations are fascist creations."

[minteK917]

Interestingly the oldest groups voted more for Macron than the youngest groups. Those aged 35-49 being those most likely to have voted for Le Pen and even they didn't reach close to 50%

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/sta...00146600112131

Old people in France actually look out for their grand children futures. Its more important then fictional brown people invasion.

[Triks]

People already forgot the nuggets copypasta. Sad!

BTW
Congratulations to Emmanuel Macron on his big win today as the next President of France. I look very much forward to working with him!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...00169438113793

A copy-what now?

[Slant]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Marine to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in The_Donald???? This is so fucked.

If intended as a joke, kind of unfunny in the sad way...

If meant serious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Machismo]

"Nationalism is fascist. Nations are fascist creations."

Are you trying to put words into my mouth? Why do nationalists hate freedom so much?

[Crispin]

Who cares? Crispin guessed that I'm eastern European so that should be enough for him if I confirm that. Not need to specify, eastern Europeans are all the same. Right?

Well there's the whiny ones, you can call it club cybran, and then there's thoose who grabbed the chance and are working their way towards a better life.