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    Florida man accused of murder asks to show jury his penis as evidence girlfriend died

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.3150427
    A Florida man accused of murdering his girlfriend wants to enter his penis into evidence in an oral sex death trial.
    Richard Henry Patterson, 65, has admitted he choked his girlfriend, Francisca Marquinez, 60, to death on Oct. 28, 2015, but claims it happened accidentally during oral sex, The Sun Sentinel reported.
    He’s now seeking a judge’s permission to show the jury his penis — to prove her death was a mistake.
    Patterson’s attorney, Ken Padowitz, said his client’s member figures prominently in his “rough sex” defense, which hinges on the argument that Marquinez died accidentally, while engaging in consensual sexual activity.
    It's still unclear whether the penis should be shown flaccid or erect.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    How would you be choked to death from a penis while having oral sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freighter View Post
    How would you be choked to death from a penis while having oral sex?
    It's rare to come across such a sweet and untainted pure soul on the internet.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Does he have a 20 inch cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freighter View Post
    How would you be choked to death from a penis while having oral sex?
    Do you want people to link porn on MMOC? Because that's how you get people to link porn on MMOC.

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    It would be funny if it weren't so tragic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twix View Post
    Does he have a 20 inch cock?
    Don't we all?

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    But how can it be an accident? You can tell if someone is choking, so he didn't stop? That's still murder, no?

    I really don't get this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freighter View Post
    How would you be choked to death from a penis while having oral sex?
    Look up Ron White and learn about the Mamie Eisenhower story. It's a gripping tale about the moral quandary Ron, and many men the world over face, and it should give you a general idea on just how that might happen.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyshade View Post
    But how can it be an accident? You can tell if someone is choking, so he didn't stop? That's still murder, no?

    I really don't get this.
    An accident can still be murder... an accidental one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woozie21 View Post
    An accident can still be murder... an accidental one.
    An accidental murder is an oxymoron.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    perhaps it was more like this scene in scary movie ?

    WARNING : this is scary movie 1 film, so its heavy trash joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woozie21 View Post
    An accident can still be murder... an accidental one.
    Read this:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder

    Specifically:

    A murder is the unlawful killing of another human without justification or valid excuse, especially the unlawful killing of another human being with malice aforethought.
    Emphasis mine, meaning murder requires intention. Otherwise it's an accidental killing/manslaughter.

    Quote Originally Posted by Freighter View Post
    How would you be choked to death from a penis while having oral sex?
    Also your responses always make me WTF because I'm pretty sure your avatar is Hitomi Tanaka. Lol.

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    Man, I bet that jusry selection is going to be a blast. "How many times a week do you visit Redtube or it's affiliates?"
    No way the defense wants any prudes in there.
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    Why can't Florida man just relax for a day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by woozie21 View Post
    An accident can still be murder... an accidental one.
    Murder can't be an accident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swalload View Post
    Do you want people to link porn on MMOC? Because that's how you get people to link porn on MMOC.
    lmao! That's exactly what I thought too...Here come the porn links lmao!

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    If his defense works, he may have a lot of women (and some men) lininng up to be his new girlfriend. Score!

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