Mafia 87: Nothing Special 2.0.pi

[Largehorn]

IF YOU ARE NOT PLAYING, DO NOT POST HERE. THANK YOU!
If you have interest in the game, head on over to http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...cussion-thread

Background
There is no background on this one...

Donald Trumps most urgent list of things to do with the last 3 and a half years of his presidency:

1.To work out if the moon landings were filmed at Paramount studios or Universal.
2. Why Mitch McConnell looks like a hamster.
3. What happened at Roswell? Where is Roswell? Can you get there by plane? do you need a passport? What language do they speak in Roswell?
4.Where are Biggie and Tupac?
5. How do you run a casino?
6. Where to buy a white cat?
7. How many sausage rolls can Chis Christie eat in one sitting?
8. Will the Lanister's make him an honorary family member if he starts paying his debts.
9. To find out what he has in common with Dale Earnhardt & Pink Floyd.
10. Ban shredded cheese to make America grate again.

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object.
"I do have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, nonsmoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 24 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, and a steak lover. It's $500,000."
"Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!"
"Yeah, but it's from a lawyer and never been used."

As for my joke?

Just think back on performance in that mafia tournament.

Rules
Once you are dead, you may not continue to post in this or your faction's thread if you were in one. Also, please keep communication with alive players about anything related to this game to a minimum so as to not give an unfair advantage. If you post as a dead player in this thread, your post(s) will be deleted.
** Editing of posts after 10 minutes is forbidden.
** Editing a vote is forbidden, if you wish to change your mind do so in a separate post.
** Deleting posts is forbidden.
** Quoting/Screenshotting/using anything provided by me in a PM as evidence is forbidden. You may however paraphrase if needed.
** No PM'ing or talking about this game outside of this thread is allowed.

You are free to discuss whatever you want, claim whatever you want, and draw whatever conclusions you want. Just remember that anything can be faked.


Night phase

The order of night actions is as follows: Catsup, beaver, dinosaur, Frank Llyod Wright, rhombus, date, then Largehorn is always last, Large.
Do not speak during night or you will be punished probably.


Day phase

Everybody has one vote per day to use to decide who to lynch. You can always change your vote, or even have no current vote. Once a player has acquired more than half the votes, they are immediately lynched and may no longer post in the thread - if you have information you need to make public, make sure you say it before you get that last vote.

Please put your decision in Bold Letters (ex: UNVOTE VOTE [Player you want lynched])
To vote for someone, use "VOTE: [Player]”
To remove your vote, use "UNVOTE" on a line by itself.
To change your vote, use "UNVOTE VOTE: [OtherPlayer]” to cancel your previous vote and change the vote to lynch [OtherPlayer]
To peg someone as a suspicious candidate that you would potentially vote for, without actually voting, use the Finger of Suspicion; FoS: Largehorn
If no one reaches majority or modified majority vote by the end of the day, then the result will be a no lynch. The modified majority lynch rule is any player who at the end of the day has a majority of the votes cast on them will be lynched.

At the beginning of each day phase, edited versions of the role cards from the night’s deceased players will be revealed unless a night action prevents it.

Alive Players
1) Crissi

Dead Players
Day 1: Celtic209 (Murderee #12) has been lynched on Day 1.
Night 1: Marack (Murderee #4) has been slain in the night.

Day 2: Crackleslap (Murderee #3.14) has been lynched on Day 2.
Night 2: Cruelle (Murderee #101) has been slain in the night.

Day 3: Graeham (The Antimurderer) has been lynched on Day 3.
Day 3: Danner (Murderer #1) has been slain in the aftermath of Day 3. Him and his stupid T-shirt.

Special Day 1 Rule
For Day 1, you may post anything you find funny. These will be voted on much like you would someone to lynch. (Note: You can win the popular funny vote and the lynch vote... meaning you die!).

The winner will get to be the random thing I link to above. You might also get something awesome to use during the remainder of the game.

Crissi (The Murderer) wins!!

[Crissi]

Hey look, its a largehorn!



Also hoorah for 1st game in many weks

[Crackleslap]

Hello boys n gals!

[Graeham]

Hello, my friends!

[Largehorn]

Oh ummm I should probably like mention how you should tell your votes apart.

Use like Funny: Person (#Post number).

The post number is for the off chance someone submits multiple things because I guess I'm willing to make that a thing.

[Crissi]

Vote Largehorn

for forgetting a rule / tip

[Crackleslap]

Largeypoo what do I find funny?

[Marack]

So many names from the beginning of the alphabet. I dont like being last.

I am catsup. =D

[Danner]

Yay. Game.

First off, let's get the mandatory thing going.

vote: Celtic209
vote: Crissi
vote: Crackleslap
vote: Cruelle
vote: Danner
vote: Graeham
vote: Marack
vote: Largehorn


Second, the following obligatory vote is obligatory, and this thing is what I will actually vote on.

vote: Celtic209

As we all know - voting celtic is always right.

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Now then. I sense that posting a joke is obligatory in a thread like this. I got literally nothing.

- What is brown and sticky?
- A stick.

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And finally, out of the posts so far,

Funny: Crissi (#2)

Runner-up, post #5.

[Largehorn]

Largeypoo what do I find funny?

Funny stuff. Like Zombie Kid.

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Runner-up, post #5.

So cruel...

[Deleted]

vote: Celtic209

You are so mean to him!

vote Danner

Donald Trumps most urgent list of things to do with the last 3 and a half years of his presidency:

1.To work out if the moon landings were filmed at Paramount studios or Universal.
2. Why Mitch McConnell looks like a hamster.
3. What happened at Roswell? Where is Roswell? Can you get there by plane? do you need a passport? What language do they speak in Roswell?
4.Where are Biggie and Tupac?
5. How do you run a casino?
6. Where to buy a white cat?
7. How many sausage rolls can Chis Christie eat in one sitting?
8. Will the Lanister's make him an honorary family member if he starts paying his debts.
9. To find out what he has in common with Dale Earnhardt & Pink Floyd.
10. Ban shredded cheese to make America grate again.

[Largehorn]

2. Why Mitch McConnell looks like a hamster.

This is how I know you aren't an American.

Because we all know that he's a turtle. Well except for the majority of Kentuckians who keep voting against the best interests of our state and themselves for repeatedly voting him into office >.>

Ugh now I really need something funny!

[Graeham]

Vote: Celtic209
Funny: Cruelle #11

As for my joke?

Just think back on performance in that mafia tournament.

[Crackleslap]

Vote: Celtic209
Funny: Cruelle #11

As for my joke?

Just think back on performance in that mafia tournament.

Graegrae u bad.

MMOc has a history of being lynched first in that thing

[Crissi]

Funny: Graeham #13

Have my pity vote!

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Also, obligatory

Unvote

Vote Crackleslap

[Danner]

Ugh now I really need something funny!

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You are so mean to him!

vote Danner

*notes down Cruelle and Celtic as an obvious mafia team constellation*

[Marack]

Vote: Danner
For posting math stuff.
And for the brown and sticky.

Funny: No Vote

[Crissi]

Can I vote for funny Marack's sig? That was the funniest thing to ever happen

[Deleted]

So a man walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."

Vote Danner

Because it's tradition!

[Danner]

Ooh. That reminds me.