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  • Fuck and No, not enough alcohol in the world.

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  • Yeah, why not can't be any worse than some of the dates I've been on

    4 19.05%
  • If I am not paying for the meal.

    2 9.52%
  • This is pretty messed up, but Maybe

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    Your SciFi, Fantasy Intergalactic Date





    So you have been set up on a blind date and you can have the pick of one of the above, would you do it?


    Why or why not or do you have another specific SciFi Alien you'd like to encounter?
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    We're going to Chuck E Cheese!
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    Naw not with those, id go with a changing/founder from StarTrek. Think of all the taboo/kinky stuff one could do with a partner that could literally be anything or anyone.
    "It doesn't matter if you believe me or not but common sense doesn't really work here. You're mad, I'm mad. We're all MAD here."

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    If the booty is good, you don't have to see their face.



    Though Togruta masterrace.

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    I'll try anything once

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saucexorzski View Post
    Naw not with those, id go with a changing/founder from StarTrek. Think of all the taboo/kinky stuff one could do with a partner that could literally be anything or anyone.
    You have somehow managed to completely game this scenario whereby no other answer is going to be good enough from this point on.
    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Connal View Post
    Really depends on the personality. And if it also means I can leave this planet on their spacecraft, that's a huge perk in the relationship.
    So you would use them for their intergalactic space travel benifits. I see, those would be some monster frequent flyer miles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saucexorzski View Post
    Naw not with those, id go with a changing/founder from StarTrek. Think of all the taboo/kinky stuff one could do with a partner that could literally be anything or anyone.
    But they'd never get fully into it, because nothing you do with them compares to the Great Link. The greatest enjoyment can only be achieved when BOTH sides are at max pleasure. Never possible here, just selfish gratification.

    My pick would probably be some sort of humanoid telepath, a full one who can both send and receive. That way, you'll have the easiest time getting both what they want, down to the layer of buried fantasies you'd never otherwise share with anyone.

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    I am now going to search for female Predator erotic fiction

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    Quote Originally Posted by Connal View Post
    "Use" is probably too harsh, I would accept it as a "plus"... I mean.. some people get married for money, or to have a trophy wife/husband, not something I really care about all that much, but exploring the universe, and learning more about reality would be a huge draw.

    It's not like we could have kids... so it would be a purely sexual/personality based relationship.
    The thing about kids, to quote Jurassic Park "Live finds a way"

    But very cosmopolitan of you Connal. 10/10

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    I am now going to search for female Predator erotic fiction
    I am sorry go god what have I done, how much is this therapy going to cost me?
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    RL women are aliens pretty much anyways with all that sexual dimorphism going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    I am sorry go god what have I done, how much is this therapy going to cost me?
    As someone who finds oviposition oddly appealing I doubt I will need therapy

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    I could get past all of it but the asscheek forhead.
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    Nah nah, see... I live by one simple creed: You might catch more flies with honey, but to catch honeys you gotta be fly.

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    I've heard they are great kissers and would you just take a good look at those legs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark-Zarupia View Post


    I've heard they are great kissers and would you just take a good look at those legs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
    2/10 would still bang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiko Sora View Post
    2/10 would still bang
    Good luck figuring that out without a manual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biomega View Post
    But they'd never get fully into it, because nothing you do with them compares to the Great Link. The greatest enjoyment can only be achieved when BOTH sides are at max pleasure. Never possible here, just selfish gratification.

    My pick would probably be some sort of humanoid telepath, a full one who can both send and receive. That way, you'll have the easiest time getting both what they want, down to the layer of buried fantasies you'd never otherwise share with anyone.
    lol maybe im just that good...
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    Tons of sexy women in 40k though they are as likely to murder you for heresy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Good luck figuring that out without a manual.
    It has a tail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Good luck figuring that out without a manual.
    I'm pretty sure there are plenty of examples.

    EDIT:
    What the hell did I just google'd.

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