Jokes/pranks at work.

[Duckypoo]

I used to change a few keys on the secretaries keyboard. She thought she had a virus. I also would hold down alt, ctrl, and press the left or right arrow key (try it on your own). She would turn her monitor on it's side and prop it up against some books and keep working. Another one is every time she would get up and start to walk away from her desk we'd call her extension and hang up right before she picked up the phone. She'd go back and forth 4-5 times before she ran to the bathroom.

[Blueobelisk]

You sound like a bully.

[Player Twelve]

Being an asshole is not a prank.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

I used to change a few keys on the secretaries keyboard. She thought she had a virus. I also would hold down alt, ctrl, and press the left or right arrow key (try it on your own). She would turn her monitor on it's side and prop it up against some books and keep working. Another one is every time she would get up and start to walk away from her desk we'd call her extension and hang up right before she picked up the phone. She'd go back and forth 4-5 times before she ran to the bathroom.

You sound like the kind of kid that would pull the hair of the girl he likes.

[Boricha]

I think you took "The Office" too seriously.

[Molis]

I would write your ass up

Very childish

[zlygork]

I seriously hope that your secretary is a real asshole or you get in trouble

[callipygoustp]

Firing offense at my company. No joke.

[Argarock]

I used to change a few keys on the secretaries keyboard. She thought she had a virus. I also would hold down alt, ctrl, and press the left or right arrow key (try it on your own). She would turn her monitor on it's side and prop it up against some books and keep working. Another one is every time she would get up and start to walk away from her desk we'd call her extension and hang up right before she picked up the phone. She'd go back and forth 4-5 times before she ran to the bathroom.

And there you went from having a laugh, to being a bully. Too bad she doesnt seem smart enough to report you to HR..

[Duckypoo]

LOL. You kids have no sense of humor.

[zlygork]

I have a sense of humor, but also a sense of empathy and work ethics *shrug*

[Deleted]

We don't have a kids' sense of humour, no.

[Deleted]

LOL. You kids have no sense of humor.

Playful banter =/= Hindering coworkers from doing their job

[Duckypoo]

Playful banter =/= Hindering coworkers from doing their job

Being the boss =/= having fun.

[Captain N]

Firing offense at my company. No joke.

Yep. This falls under harassment at my job as well.

[Duckypoo]

I feel like I'm surrounded by hipster millennials.

[Fat Mac]

i remember after 9/11 we kept putting bags of saw dust marked Anthrax in this one guys lunch box. he was kind of hefty so instead of osama bin ladin, we would call him salami-ben-eating

[Alvito]

LOL. You kids have no sense of humor.

Trying to be funny and keeping others from working or harassing them is an excellent way to get fired or sued these days. Oddly employers want the people they pay to work not screw around and keep others from working.

[Lorgar Aurelian]

You should be fired. You should go to work to work not act as a child.

[Alvito]

Being the boss =/= having fun.

If you are the boss then you are doing a great job of laying the ground work for a hostile work environment case.