Matt Schlapp, CPAC chairman, sued for sexual assault by Walker aide

[Breccia]

Matt Schlapp is so innocent of credibly sexually assaulting a male staffer for the Walker campaign that he cashed in a $480K insurance policy to pay off the victim to settle.

My goodness, you could get at least three Trump whores for that!

I hope the NDA allows the room for the victim to behave as Carroll has. Schlapp claiming he never did it, for example, breaking some kind of NDA.

Also if he has half a million to pay each person who, to take him at his work, unfairly and dishonestly accuses him of a bad act, even though he is completely innocent, then my weekend plans might change.

[Gabriel]

This video is 11 years old, but the Onion still never fucking misses.

Gross. Aren't they afraid of catching all sorts of nasty STIs? I hope those poor prostitutes insist on using protection.