How do I last longer then 2 minutes?

[Mogs]

Hi,

I am a warlock and every time I get in the arena. When there is a female night elf rogue and a female ret Pally.

I just cant seem to last longer then 2 minutes, Let alone 50 seconds, I mean imagine these 2 females critting you and back stabbing you and jumping on you from the begining right when the gates open. Its like a feeding frenzy craving the warlock.

Their eyes glitter and shine once they see the cloth armor I am wearing. Almost as if its a shiny object being waved in their faces, then it happens....

I fall to the ground and I lay there. Thinking about what just happened, I just explode. have they had enough?

No...Round 2 is in 5 minute queue time....

Im coming ladies.....

[Stroppe]

Well as a lock right now, who is your partner? You will need heavy support from him to be alive...
You also know that 16000-17000 hp is waaaay to low for pvp right now, and resilience is broken but nothing under 800 resilience will keep you even a second longer on your feet.

Hmm did I say locks? Nah, any class, but locks mostly. Whenever you see a retribution paladin, rogue, or a DK, you are DEAD... A rogue you can defend of at least, they are killed just as easy as you can be, if you have some at least decent expirience.
But a retribution with his immune to everything bubble of skill and his hits that will send you to the spirit world within seconds, and a DK that is an unstopable killing machine with endless survivability.. well, when yo usee them, just leave arena.

As for rogues, well I don't know who or what partner is, but act at the right time, and do the right thing, and rogues should not be as big as a problem. DK and Retri ARE though. (I expect to see nerfs to all 3 though)

[Mogs]

Well as a lock right now, who is your partner? You will need heavy support from him to be alive...
You also know that 16000-17000 hp is waaaay to low for pvp right now, and resilience is broken but nothing under 800 resilience will keep you even a second longer on your feet.

Hmm did I say locks? Nah, any class, but locks mostly. Whenever you see a retribution paladin, rogue, or a DK, you are DEAD... A rogue you can defend of at least, they are killed just as easy as you can be, if you have some at least decent expirience.
But a retribution with his immune to everything bubble of skill and his hits that will send you to the spirit world within seconds, and a DK that is an unstopable killing machine with endless survivability.. well, when yo usee them, just leave arena.

As for rogues, well I don't know who or what partner is, but act at the right time, and do the right thing, and rogues should not be as big as a problem. DK and Retri ARE though. (I expect to see nerfs to all 3 though)

*whoosh*

[NotValidAnymore]

Use Viagra, I guess.

[heinrik]

Use Viagra, I guess.

stole my thought

[Rifter]

Well as a lock right now, who is your partner? You will need heavy support from him to be alive...
You also know that 16000-17000 hp is waaaay to low for pvp right now, and resilience is broken but nothing under 800 resilience will keep you even a second longer on your feet.

Hmm did I say locks? Nah, any class, but locks mostly. Whenever you see a retribution paladin, rogue, or a DK, you are DEAD... A rogue you can defend of at least, they are killed just as easy as you can be, if you have some at least decent expirience.
But a retribution with his immune to everything bubble of skill and his hits that will send you to the spirit world within seconds, and a DK that is an unstopable killing machine with endless survivability.. well, when yo usee them, just leave arena.

As for rogues, well I don't know who or what partner is, but act at the right time, and do the right thing, and rogues should not be as big as a problem. DK and Retri ARE though. (I expect to see nerfs to all 3 though)

which do i laugh at more... the op or this? I can't decide... it's killing me....

[Vero,]

Well as a lock right now, who is your partner? You will need heavy support from him to be alive...
You also know that 16000-17000 hp is waaaay to low for pvp right now, and resilience is broken but nothing under 800 resilience will keep you even a second longer on your feet.

Hmm did I say locks? Nah, any class, but locks mostly. Whenever you see a retribution paladin, rogue, or a DK, you are DEAD... A rogue you can defend of at least, they are killed just as easy as you can be, if you have some at least decent expirience.
But a retribution with his immune to everything bubble of skill and his hits that will send you to the spirit world within seconds, and a DK that is an unstopable killing machine with endless survivability.. well, when yo usee them, just leave arena.

As for rogues, well I don't know who or what partner is, but act at the right time, and do the right thing, and rogues should not be as big as a problem. DK and Retri ARE though. (I expect to see nerfs to all 3 though)

omg are you really serious ? you really dont see hints in his posts ? try to get out of ur mothers basement once in a while.

[Dutifulblade]

I just wanted to (e)shake the OP's hand for making his post entertaining
not many people have the balls to write what you wrote

warlocks will get their fix... just like mages got their fix in BC, have faith.
*said while holding back laughter*

[Mogs]

I just wanted to (e)shake the OP's hand for making his post entertaining
not many people have the balls to write what you wrote

warlocks will get their fix... just like mages got their fix in BC, have faith.
*said while holding back laughter*

Oh, Im having my fix alright.... Every round with these ladies. Its friggen awesome.

[omglazor]

Viagra won't help - might just need to practice some one on one with a nice female pally, 2 is a tad much for any one male warlock to handle!

[Dutifulblade]

hopefully they dont talk about how *squishy* you are behind your back

[bahumut5]

I LOL'd at this irl...

At first I thought I was just reading it wrong :P

[Mogs]

hopefully they dont talk about how *squishy* you are behind your back

Ohhhh, Thats what they ment when they said I was to squishy. I thought it was just a safety word. They were getting kind of out of hand with all that DPS they were giving to me.

[Mogs]

Honostly. Warlocks suck at the moment.....My partner has 700 resil and still gets one shot by a ret pally Arcane mage in > 20 seconds.....The only trick is to pop demon form early get your cc off early and pray....Not much you can do atm.

*whoosh* x 2

[lrs078]

Almost 700 resilience (as much as can be had via non rating required gear) and even in meta spec I'm torn apart in arena and BG's as a warlock. What is worse is that in BG's I'm always first targeted as people fight for the free HK. Granted almost any class focused like that would be in trouble but still....the fact people do fight for the free HK is the dev's failure. Oh, btw....direct dmg is plenty to kill you 1v1 vs a melee during their cooldowns. Resilience does NOT solve it. Another lie from the dev team. Anyone else recall "I think you'll find at 80 burst wont be such a problem"?

Arena I tried 3's but that was awful. Doing 2's w' a rogue as the "bait" while he rapes/pillages. Between meta and rogue...well being a rogue its somewhat doable. At least the other team is predictable!

[Mogs]

Almost 700 resilience (as much as can be had via non rating required gear) and even in meta spec I'm torn apart in arena and BG's as a warlock. What is worse is that in BG's I'm always first targeted as people fight for the free HK. Granted almost any class focused like that would be in trouble but still....the fact people do fight for the free HK is the dev's failure. Oh, btw....direct dmg is plenty to kill you 1v1 vs a melee during their cooldowns. Resilience does NOT solve it. Another lie from the dev team. Anyone else recall "I think you'll find at 80 burst wont be such a problem"?

Arena I tried 3's but that was awful. Doing 2's w' a rogue as the "bait" while he rapes/pillages. Between meta and rogue...well being a rogue its somewhat doable. At least the other team is predictable!

*whoosh* x 3

[Akita]

Oh man this is too funny. Good job sir good job.

[Angelico]

Problem #1: The rogue. A rogue will always backstab you, therefore most certainly NOT female, just pretending to be to get you in the arena.
Problem #2: The Paladin. Paladins are very religious and therefore not a wise choice to be arena'ing againts, seeing that she'll probably want you to meet her guildmaster and pretty soon she'll have you applying to the guild yourself...

[Sithlord87m]

warlocks will get their fix... just like mages got their fix in BC, have faith.

I see what you did there! haha

[Dutifulblade]

not to mention that the paladin will end up keeping the HK because she isnt allowed to abor......dispose of it

My advice is to pull out at the last second, because (blessing of) protection just doesn't feel right