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    Kologarn's shoes...

    So, my guild was wondering last night what kind of shoes Kologarn wears, and what size. We never came to a conclusion, so I called on the wisdom of the mighty Game Masters. Here's the TRUTH about Kologarn's shoes.


    "Kologarn is actually positioned on top of a very tall, very delicate pair of stilettos. Contrary to what his upper-half might have you believe, he is quite fashionable. His dream is to be discovered by one of the cast members of Sex in the City so he can travel around New York enjoying the nightlife with them. Alass, these same shoes which hold Kologarn’s hopes and dreams ultimately prove to be his downfall, as he loses his balance at the end of the encounter, causing his upper-half to lose balance and crumble.

    As for his shoe size, unfortunately that cannot be shared. As you surely know, you never ask a lady such questions."

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    And this is the reason it takes 2+ hours to get a GM to answer a real question.

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Laws
    And this is the reason it takes 2+ hours to get a GM to answer a real question.

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Laws
    And this is the reason it takes 2+ hours to get a GM to answer a real an awesome question.
    Fixed.

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Laws
    And this is the reason it takes 2+ hours to get a GM to answer a real an awesome question.

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    Hahahah, made my day thanks for posting this :-*

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    You got me beat.


    I complained to a gm about ignore list sizes once... Yelling that I should be able to facilitate my hate for everyone on the server... I have enough hate for all... Why can't I share?



    But this just tops me. Gratz. I lose rating, you gain rating, go get your relentless gear.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cattaclysmic View Post
    From Denmark... we have malls - but its all different stores and stuff - our super markets size limit, and people dont feel like destroying each other... We invented porn and bacon you know - happiest country in the world!

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    Nike Hi-Tops

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    Quote Originally Posted by soulpotatoez

    As for his shoe size, unfortunately that cannot be shared. As you surely know, you never ask a lady such questions."
    Does not compute!

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    Re: Kologarn's shoes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dubroya
    Hahahah, made my day thanks for posting this :-*
    - The Chad -

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