You know you gonna wipe when...

[Sniperhxc]

You know it's a wipe when your MainTank charges in to start the Kologarn fight... forgets to stop hitting wwwwwwwwwwwww and falls off the cliff...

True Story ^^
all you see is "Kologarn yells: You Fail!" -followed by extremly loud laughing in vent

[cidic]

You know it's a wipe when your MainTank charges in to start the Kologarn fight... forgets to stop hitting wwwwwwwwwwwww and falls off the cliff...

True Story ^^
all you see is "Kologarn yells: You Fail!" -followed by extremly loud laughing in vent

ROFL that just made me lol rl

[Sniperhxc]

it was priceless man. haha

[hempster]

RL: Everyone Ready?
MT: Sec eating a hot pocket.
RL: Ok go.


RL: Everyone ready?
MT: Does fire hurt?

RL : The healers back?
Boomkin: Not yet.
MT: Pulling.

ROFL!

[Aerikaya]

... you hear the words "Evasion" and "Tank" in the same sentence.

[Makkea]

Where is Golemagg?

[Radaney]

When you've wiped at Heigan twice already.

[Khoii]

When you see that imba geared rogue with bad attitude sprinting away to pull some trash..you watch the direction of that rogue, seeing alot mobs charging you, looking behind you only to see half the raid is buffing, and 4 ppl currently missing.. and on top of that you see the phrase Crikey! or Soooooory guys! in raid chat moment after he vanished to save his own skin.

[Grunthunter]

When u have a pally leadin the raid

[DocQuantum]

RL: healers press 1
R druid: 1
R shaman: 1
DK: 1
RL: ok good. let's go.

WHAT?

Didn't screen shot it, so not going to be 100% accurate... but the gist is correct. Did a VoA-25 PUG the other day...

RL: Heals press 1.
Druid #1: 1
Priest #1: 1
RL: Tanks press 1.
Warrior #1: 1
Priest #2: 1.
Druid #2: 1.

Now, you can guess that Druid #1 and Priest #1 are heals and Warrior #1 is a tank... but how about Druid #2 and Priest #2?

[FreelancerFishbulb]

When u have a pally leadin the raid

^ This.

[Caradinist]

When the Raid Leader says:

RL:"This is just fucking great."

RL:"Where are my healers? where are my healers?! im going to- FUUUuuuck. What happened?!"

RL: "..."
Guild member 3 seconds later: "Hey guys, uh, Raid Leader is dead."

RL:"I'll be right back."

[Aerikaya]

When u have a ret pally leadin the raid

Fixed. As a prot paly, i have lead many a successful raid. Raids lead by a DPS, in general, are fail... VoA doesn't count.

[Platnex]

MT: Ok Pulling
Boss: Burn!
*MT has gone offline*

[Scorage]

Didn't screen shot it, so not going to be 100% accurate... but the gist is correct. Did a VoA-25 PUG the other day...

RL: Heals press 1.
Druid #1: 1
Priest #1: 1
RL: Tanks press 1.
Warrior #1: 1
Priest #2: 1.
Druid #2: 1.

Now, you can guess that Druid #1 and Priest #1 are heals and Warrior #1 is a tank... but how about Druid #2 and Priest #2?

Allright, uhm.. Druid 2 can be a tank too. Priest 2... Uhm... Well... Aaaaah... Discipline tank spec? Maybe lags on reading comprehension.... Maybe he couldn't find the "1" key fast enough for the first question? Yea, that's it, 1 is too hard to press!

[fourn443]

people like the OP are in my raid.

[Grunthunter]

Fixed. As a prot paly, i have lead many a successful raid. Raids lead by a DPS, in general, are fail... VoA doesn't count.

Nope u didnt need to change it. I was right the first time

[Scorage]

I know I'm gonna wipe when explaining tactics before a boss takes about 20 minutes. Patchwerk, 40 man Naxx, Tank talked waaaaaaaaaay too long, asking for pots, healer rotations, hateful tanks and what not.

"Allright we are ready."
T2 Full + some AQ crap geared MT, GM of the guild, runs in.
"No more play?"
He gets, literally, 1 shotted.

People laugh for 15 mins on vent. 2 More attempts with heavy tactic explanation and revising the tactic for about another 10 minutes.

Best try ever was around 80%. We were baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Ever since, when explaining tactics took too long, I've seen a wipe. Koralon, Hydross, Vashj, Kael'thas on TK. (Specially him.) Ever since I've been itching to yell "Shut the fuck up" to the raid leader when his explanations start to indicate a wipe on the pull

[DocQuantum]

Allright, uhm.. Druid 2 can be a tank too. Priest 2... Uhm... Well... Aaaaah... Discipline tank spec? Maybe lags on reading comprehension.... Maybe he couldn't find the "1" key fast enough for the first question? Yea, that's it, 1 is too hard to press!

Yeah, I didn't write that very well...

Druid #2 could have been tank or heals, no way to know - which is a problem if the raid leader is trying to figure out how many tanks/heals he has.

Priest #2 is obviously not a tank... which either means he's a slow healer (not a good sign) or someone just joking around - which is a problem if the raid leader is trying to figure out how many tanks/heals he has.

If I recall correctly, we ended up with one tank and six healers when we started pulling...

[seam]

Me: Tank, why are your dual wielding Slayer of Lifeless?
Warrior Tank: DKs do it, and I heard it was better...so I'm trying it.
Me: You can't tank anything in here like that...(Ulduar 25)
Warrior: I've done it before. Just dont suck at healing.
Me: Are you even crit immune?
Warrior: No, but you cant get get it anyway with current gear in the game anyway. Just heal me through crits.
Me: ...

Thats when I knew

Heres what happend cause I lol'd after ;P

So, we get to XT (Skipped Ignis and Razor)
XT: I'm ready to play!
XT crits crappy tank for 43k (12k overkill)
crappy tank has died.

Tank: WTF SEAM WHY DIDNT YOU HEAL ME?
Me: You know I'm a lock right? And either way you can't heal an insta-gib
You have been removed from the group.