Warlock Jokes

[AcidicRage]

two warlocks meet at a crossroads

they fear each other

the end.

[Screwtape]

Whenever I enter a dungeon and it says- "Instance locks will expire in such and such hours."

I always go 'Oh noes!'. I dun wanna expire. :P

[Reinke]

Hellfire

[gherkin]

A warlock was walking along the road when suddenly an ogre pops out and grabs him. Struggling is useless as the grip is too strong. He is carried back to the ogre camp where a giant pot of boiling water is waiting. The ogre licks his lips and grins at the warlock. The warlock says "DON'T TASTE ME BRO!"



Warlocks excel in AV because they're so cold-hearted.



And one of my favorites:
What did the bartender say to the Warlock?
Nothing. Bartender is an addon. What an idiot.

[enzo]

What is the similarity between rogues and noobs?

They both pick locks

That's just a joke i got nothing against locks

[gherkin]

What is the similarity between rogues and noobs?

They both pick locks

That's just a joke i got nothing against locks

WIN!

A Warlock is stuck behind bars. A Rogue walks in an stares at the Warlock. The Warlock says "What'll you have to drink?"

[Ravasha]

Warlock.

[Jadè]

Don't (di)spill my seed bro ;'(


(intended misspell on spell for teh laffs)

[dooski]

this is really a lock/mom joke but i heard this the other day and laughed so hard.

"2.trade channel your moma's so fat it takes 2 locks to summon her". not sure if its old but still had to laugh

[North90]

What happens when a Warlock and a warrior met the WorldCrafter?

The World of Warcraft is born.

[Mogrutana]

Don't (di)spill my seed bro ;'(


(intended misspell on spell for teh laffs)

what laughs?

[Deleted]

You play WoW so much, on my warlock when i cast drain life on you it says "Warning target has no life"

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Why did the plainstrider cross the path?
To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so fat, she gets stuck at Authenticating.

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Three wives are standing in durotar talking!
The first wife says "My husband is a rogue. He likes to do it from behind."
The second wife giggles and says "my husband is a warrior... and he has stamina to last ALL night!"
The last wife turns an embarrassed shade of red, and finally says
"My husband is a mage... and I HATE Polymorph!"

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Not mine, but still good ^^

[Feandil]

You play WoW so much, on my warlock when i cast drain life on you it says "Warning target has no life"

EPIC

[Evilmaniac]

not a warlock joke but i thought this was to funny not to post.

your mom is so fat whenever she gets blessing of kings Northrend sinks 1 foot deeper into the ocean.

[Coronius]

"What's great about soul shards?

Nothing."


It's funny cause it's true.

[Gladias]

Here's one from BC.

Warlocks are so over-powered, Blizzard changed its name to Seed of Corruption.

[AcidicRage]

Here's one from BC.

Warlocks are so over-powered, Blizzard changed its name to Seed of Corruption.

[Bananengurke]

"What's great about soul shards?

Nothing."


It's funny cause it's true.

what a joke hahahhaha

[Kelesti]

My personal favorite:

"lollock".

[Deleted]

Neither warlock, but still funny;

Friend 1: "Do you have a life?"
Friend 2: "Crystalized or Eternal?"