Wow, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you have some issues with your English teacher.
Are you really sure you want to publicly go down this road, because your own English isn't perfect either..
- English, capital E for proper names - ex. '... speaking/writing
English...'
- Lack of articles - ex. 'Call me
a grammar nazi'
- Improper conjugation of 'you are' and 'do not' - ex. 'I
don't give a shit what country
you're from...
- Weak punctuation - use full stop instead of comma.
- Weak sentence syntax, rephrase - ex. 'fucking spell
on of the simplest words in the
English dictionary fucking right'
Better luck next time though. If you really want to troll someone for their language, at least have the decency to do it properly.