And you though you had a bad PuG

[Skyrim]

<First off I'm not mad about this story just amused and kind of about the lost of time.>
A friend asked me what was the worse PuG I ever been to which I replied the following story: I was Blood DK Tanking <off spec but very geared> the dungeon: UK Group:4 people joined me<hunter,priest,druid dps and pally healer> all of them said that they quit wow in BC and I was wondering why would they tell me that. I inspected them and found out all of them were wearing merciless pvp gear at lv80. I said well whatever I'm geared in some ICC 25man epics even in my offset so I figured I'll carry them. We pull the first two mobs I find out that my dps is 2.5k on a single mob their's was 500 each on recount. So I just told myself it's cool at least I don't have to worry about aggro lawls. Well I'm a time whore and like to do my daily random fast so I pull 4 mobs< multiple elites in each> at the same time...I almost died so I see recount I out healed the healer. So I figured well at least I'm my own healer lawls. Well due to dps it takes 15mins to get to the first boss that's how long it take me to finish UK normally but I'm a patient man. The healer says he has to answer a call I ask him to drop group he insist it be fast and with he's friends in the group there was no way I was going to be able to vote kick him. So I pull mobs healing myself with Heart Strike it wasn't fun we get to the second boss and the healer comes back then the dps < hunter and priest> say they need to wake up their kids I beg them to drop group they don't of course that would make my life too easy. And yes they made every mistake in the book along the way to leaving growl on to pull for me to not even knowing the fights. By the end of it I learned one thing of you get a bad PuG just leave don't be nice and carry people. :-X

[dwbrown7680]

Wall of text crits you for over 9000

You die

[Eats Compost]

Paragraphs would be nice.

[towelie]

c b a

[Wierdpal]

Was it good?

[Risura]

Was it good?

Yes it was the best sex I had, thanks for asking, but how did you know?

Lolz OP is likez 12z or somethingz.

Very informative post, many lessons to be learnt, yadda yadda yadda.

[Possiblyreefer]

tldr

i cba

[Separate]

I think the point you are secretly trying to get across is that you think you are now a god because you carried some shitties along with you in a single pug. Well I guess in that case I carry all the heroics I do because my dps is usually 50% or more than the 2nd player.

[shippior]

I think the point you are secretly trying to get across is that you think you are now a god because you carried some shitties along with you in a single pug. Well I guess in that case I carry all the heroics I do because my dps is usually 50% or more than the 2nd player.

You actually tried to read it?

[Phenetix]

My face hurts. No more k?

[Buckwald]

Yeah dude, we've all had bad pugs. Get over it and play the game.

[Deleted]

I read it, and it didn't make sense. Especially the part about healing yourself with heart strike. Also saying you managed to pull all the mobs from 1st-2nd boss with no healer (this could be possible but from the quality of your english and no paragraphs, I would assume not).

I call troll. Shoo.

[Kaleid]

<First off I'm not mad about this story just amused and kind of about the lost of time.>
A friend asked me what was the worse PuG I ever been to which I replied the following story: I was Blood DK Tanking <off spec but very geared> the dungeon: UK Group:4 people joined me<hunter,priest,druid dps and pally healer> all of them said that they quit wow in BC and I was wondering why would they tell me that. I inspected them and found out all of them were wearing merciless pvp gear at lv80. I said well whatever I'm geared in some ICC 25man epics even in my offset so I figured I'll carry them. We pull the first two mobs I find out that my dps is 2.5k on a single mob their's was 500 each on recount. So I just told myself it's cool at least I don't have to worry about aggro lawls. Well I'm a time whore and like to do my daily random fast so I pull 4 mobs< multiple elites in each> at the same time...I almost died so I see recount I out healed the healer. So I figured well at least I'm my own healer lawls. Well due to dps it takes 15mins to get to the first boss that's how long it take me to finish UK normally but I'm a patient man. The healer says he has to answer a call I ask him to drop group he insist it be fast and with he's friends in the group there was no way I was going to be able to vote kick him. So I pull mobs healing myself with Heart Strike it wasn't fun we get to the second boss and the healer comes back then the dps < hunter and priest> say they need to wake up their kids I beg them to drop group they don't of course that would make my life too easy. And yes they made every mistake in the book along the way to leaving growl on to pull for me to not even knowing the fights. By the end of it I learned one thing of you get a bad PuG just leave don't be nice and carry people. :-X

You were able to heal yourself with Heart Strike? You have got to be the pro-est DK I have ever heard about. Also, your guild must be the best to have you rolling around in a full offset from ICC 25.

[FamilyGoat]

Typing "bads" & "terribads" can & will increase you're penis size. Everything you have heard up until now is true, you will be granted 1 additional centimeter of penis size for each time one of the stated words is used.

Carry on.

Love this :P

[Annaconda]

I will make a TL;DR

If you try typing <3 and you should be aware that you dont type 3< because then it looks like a ass who just farted

[Lotena]

I read it, and it didn't make sense. Especially the part about healing yourself with heart strike. Also saying you managed to pull all the mobs from 1st-2nd boss with no healer (this could be possible but from the quality of your english and no paragraphs, I would assume not).

I call troll. Shoo.

this isn't a troll. the OP is maybe 9. If we're lucky.

[Spaviel]

What the OP should read in his wall of text, is that a) someone had to take a phone call. True or not, he had something important for him to do, and he asked for some time. b) the other 2 guys said smth about their kids and such.

May i ask so that you LEARN SOME FREAKING MANNERS DUMB REJECT and respect people's life, if u don't have one. I'm sure ur epic set will be a nice legacy to ur kids sometimes.

Back on subject, i forgot to mention that u fail. And ppl with merciless gear, <3 . Nostalgia ftw.

[Dantia.]

3<

Yes, I just farted.

[dreadrune]

So I pull mobs healing myself with Heart Strike

i just found my sig

[Kalas]

this isn't a troll. the OP is maybe 9. If we're lucky.

This.