WoW Facts.

[Soyuz]

I stole these 3 facts from this site: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4-world-warcraft/


1. World of Warcraft has more poop-related quests than any other MMO, excluding the niche fetish games Pooptopia and Fecesquest.
2. Approximately 16% of WoW players, or roughly 1,600,000, are female, each one convinced they are a unique phenomenon.
3. The inanity of Trade channel global chat has been known to kill a healthy human being in seconds. The grieving families are paid well for their silence.


I think that number 3 makes a good point.
Can you guys come up with more "facts" about WoW?

[AnotherPaladin]

I actually kind of what to try pooptopia and fecesquest. Just to see what they are like.

4. Approximately 34% of the wow population is under the age of 18.

[Daginni]

I actually kind of what to try pooptopia and fecesquest. Just to see what they are like.

4. Approximately 34% of the wow population is under the age of 18.

Its WAY more than 34%. Parents are under the impression Computers are Baby-Sitters, and paying it 15$'s a month is a good investment. :-[

[barrsftw]

Roughly 57% of wow facts are made up.

[Deleted]

Trade chat on some Alliance-side realms has been officially recognised as a mental hospital chat room by the European Mental Health Institute.

[Inamorta]

I find myself to be a unique phenomenon. :3

"WoW is the leading killer of children (due to parental neglect while raiding), ahead of heart disease, cancer, and poverty."

[Ganoes]

I liked some of it but the pug dog picture fails.

My wow playtime breakdown:

0% of the time spent farming raid supplies
30% of the time spent forming raids
65% of the time raiding
5% of the time doing a random heroic for the frost badges
side note: got a pug pet just by doing the random heroic once a day after 4 weeks.

Whoever wrote that little chart fails. Who farms for raid supplies? Seriously? And I know NO ONE that collects minipets.

[Ganoes]

Its WAY more than 34%. Parents are under the impression Computers are Baby-Sitters, and paying it 15$'s a month is a good investment. :-[

I'd say it's about 5% from my experiences. It is definitely WAY less than 34%.

[Soyuz]

I liked some of it but the pug dog picture fails.

My wow playtime breakdown:

0% of the time spent farming raid supplies
30% of the time spent forming raids
65% of the time raiding
5% of the time doing a random heroic for the frost badges
side note: got a pug pet just by doing the random heroic once a day after 4 weeks.

Whoever wrote that little chart fails. Who farms for raid supplies? Seriously? And I know NO ONE that collects minipets.

Well.. that site is the equivalent of Maxim, FHM and other "lifestyle" magazines you find in stores. Same BS articles as the playboy but without the nudity. Its a site for giggles, although sometimes they are historical accurate. (does cross-checking it on wikipedia make it accurate?)

[Rege]

100%

Chance this post will go askew.

[drkstrm]

100%

Chance this post will go askew.

...and 0% chance of coming back after it goes askew?

[Sin3671]

I stole these 3 facts from this site: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4-world-warcraft/


1. World of Warcraft has more poop-related quests than any other MMO, excluding the niche fetish games Pooptopia and Fecesquest.
2. Approximately 16% of WoW players, or roughly 1,600,000, are female, each one convinced they are a unique phenomenon.
3. The inanity of Trade channel global chat has been known to kill a healthy human being in seconds. The grieving families are paid well for their silence.


I think that number 3 makes a good point.
Can you guys come up with more "facts" about WoW?

Knowing that these "games" exist has lowerd my faith in humanity again

[Soyuz]

Knowing that these "games" exist has lowerd my faith in humanity again

Fact! Typing "fecesquest" in google will bring up this forum topic as second! The game doesnt exist. Faith restored yet?

[Sin3671]

Fact! Typing "fecesquest" in google will bring up this forum topic as second! The game doesnt exist. Faith restored yet?

lol thanks for trying but its to late for me im a 5 year veteran of world of warcraft and other MMOs before that ;D

[Deleted]

- 78% of all players behind a Male BloodElf Paladin are male in real life.
Of this group, 83% is homosexual. The remaining 17% is bi-curious.

- 63% of all players behind a Tauren have bizzare amounts of bodyhair
The other 37% choose a Tauren to overcompensate for their hairless babyskin.

- 26% of all players behind a Gnome is masochistic.
Approximately 97% of these players however, have a penis of at least 21cm.

[Vexxi]

88% of percentages are made-up.

[torny]

88% of percentages are made-up.

Thats not a wow fact!

[Deleted]

88% of percentages are made-up.

Although this has been proven in only 23% of all cases...

[TroyBlade]

88% of percentages are made-up.

But 36% of those 88% turn out to be factually accurate, by blind luck.

[agelos]

Aproximately 95% of wow community has claimed that they quit wow for EVER and return after a few weeks.