And he'd wake to see the whole world dominated by well-mannered Orcs who hold the feral Humans in ZOOs!Originally Posted by sscavenger
lol I kid, I love girls even if they are evil :POriginally Posted by Phenomina
“What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”
-Christopher Hitchens, 13 April 1949 – 15 December 2011
Varian "imprisoned for 10,000 years"? So would he eventually consume the skull of Phe'nom and become a half-demon?
Finally, an Alliance character I can get behind.Originally Posted by lleet
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. ~attributed to Oscar Wilde
A week later, a mangled journal was found. It seems to talk about an impending attack, but we're still unsure as to who the attackers were. The author, however, has been indentified as the MMO Champion poster, Unholyground.Originally Posted by Unholyground
They're onto me. I can feel it. They surround my house, unseen. As for now, they're only watching. I only pray it stays that way.
Something has broken in during the night. I managed to repair the door, but I've got the strangest feeling now... as though I'm not alone in the house.
I'll be checking tomorrow.
They're in my house. I know it. I hear their laughter from the room next door, but whenever I go check the noise, there's nothing there. And the scraping! The scraping of long, polished fingernails on the windows!
I think I'm going insane...
I'll have to survive on this sandwich I've prepared in the morning. I cannot bear to go to the fridge anymore.
I SAW THEM! I was famished and had to go get something to eat. As I was returning, I heard a murmur. I rounded the corner... and there they were... Luckily, they didn't notice me, and I managed to sneak to my room.
The horror... the horror...
I'm writing this while hiding in my closet. I know they saw me yesterday. Now they've stopped playing their games. They're out to get me.
I hear the sound of... hooves? Whatever it is, it's coming nearer...
The rest of the pages were blank and drenched in blood.
I have seen this before, but it fails. "And" is an additive operand, not multiplicative so girls = time + money, not time * money. It's an easy mistake to make. Sadly this means means we still have no mathematical proof that girls are evil. I continue to have faith that eventually mathematicians will solve this vexing problems and verify what all men know to be true. ;DOriginally Posted by Bozkurt
(I kid, of course, I am as enthralled to women as every other straight man in the world (and a good chunk of the gay ones, if in a slightly different way))
Can it be true? Is it finally comming true as the prophecy reads? One shall rise to rival High Overlord Saurfang in charcter jokes"? Is Jaina Proudmore the Alliance' equivilant of Saurfang in terms of jokes related to the charcter? (i.e Chuck Norris and Saurfang jokes)
"If Lady Jaina Proudmore and King Varian Wrynn would engage in battle, the Horde would lose."
"When Lady Jaina Proudmore has her period, all of Azeroth and Outland quiver in absolute terror."
Feel free to add more. I thought it would be amusing to start a new trend on a new-old topic.
Originally Posted by Teh Warlock
That green bar above Jaina's head? That's her sleep timer. When it reaches zero, she gets bored of the Hordies and goes to bed.
Also worth noting is that, despite being one of the most well-known and iconic heroes of the Alliance, there is not a single achievement for killing Jaina. This is proof that Jaina has Blizzard under her grasp. She watches on gleefully as the streets of Ogrimmar and Stormwind turn red with blood, all the while plotting her next evil scheme.
Consuming such a skull has a bad side effect of causing the person to repeating spout a catchy jingleOriginally Posted by Stormdash
" Somethin' like a Phenomina " the other half/demon stuff is all true :-X
HAH! ;DA week later, a mangled journal was found. It seems to talk about an impending attack, but we're still unsure as to who the attackers were. The author, however, has been indentified as the MMO Champion poster, Unholyground.
* whistles *Originally Posted by sscavenger
She's as cold as ice... willing to sacrifice...
The Flower of Shattrath
so it's;Originally Posted by DrgnDancer
Girls = Time + Money
time is money so
Girls = 2 x Money
Money are the root of all evil so
Money = (evil)^1/2
If you solve for money in the girl equation, then it's
Money = Girls/2
Use the last 2 equations and you get
Girls/2 = (evil)^1/2
Solve for Girls
Girls= 2 x (evil)^1/2
So girls are the root of all evil...times TWO. So she may not be evil, but she's the cause of evil...twice over...So think twice before you say money causes evil, because there's probably a woman out there causing twice as much evil...
- If Garrosh Hellscream and Varian Wrynn fought, Jaina would win.Originally Posted by Xelios
- Jaina created 'Polymorph' because killing was too easy.
- Santa Claus was real, until he forgot to give Jaina her present.
- They say the pen is mightier than the sword; it's true, when Jaina is the one with the pen.
- The Scourge were fully prepared to invade Azeroth since vanilla; they're just waiting for Jaina to die first.
Who would hit that?
<------------ This guy
This thread is made of pure win. Over 9000 internets to you, sir.
I thought this was going to be something cool. I clicked on it, and found some obvious Horde player spouting garbage and gibberish about an Alliance lore character.
Big shock and amazement...
False. As any man would tell you, if you spend 5 minutes with a girl you spend 5 dollars, but if you spend 10 minutes with them you don't spend 10 dollars, you tend to spend 25 dollars.Originally Posted by DrgnDancer
Marry one and you never see money again.