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    Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    Zomg!
    I haven't checked my mails for a month and blizzard mailed me 30 times!

    Blizzard mailed me they will close my account if I dont give them password and and username!

    I have to go to a website and confirm I changed my password!

    I have to be aware that my account is in danger for deletion! go to this link to prevent it! (4 times I got this mail)

    I have to confirm that I moved my character to an other realm! go to this link for conformation!

    And I have to go an other website to confirm I changed my password AGAIN! zomg zomg! :O

    But but... my account have been closed for a month now

    The chinese is paying for my account to play? No wait! I mean.. BLIZZARD is playing on my account and changed the info!.. or wait.. they said I did it... Why didn't I change my email then? :O

    What a mystery.. But.. who would do this?... I am sure the emails are true!!!.. someone must have paid for my account to play, and been having fun!.. or.. are the mails fake, who try to get hold of my user info?.. NAAAAH!!.. Must be blizzard emploies who play on my account!... or wait... No!.. Can it be!? THE WRATH OF THE LICH KING!... no Wait! "It's a TRAP!" ???

    What should I do!? I am very confused! I mean I stopped play long ago ... mysterious!

    Also... Why do blizzard want me account info on Aion?, a game that I don't even have? and why blizzard? xD roflmao




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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    I wasn't amused.

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    :-\

    that wasnt even slightly entertaining let alone funny

    you could put a child to sleep if you read that to them

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    ??? :-\

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    The daft, mindless ravings attempting to mimic comedy.
    The blind grasping for words and basic language.

    The horror, the horror.

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    You probably need to confirm you've changed your password.
    Quote Originally Posted by Raunoman
    Only idiots quote themselves

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    If this ain't an attempt to be funny I think I just lost my sanity.

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    Thanks to the new moderator recruitment, This trolls ass is going to be kicked in 28 different ways than we have ever dream of
    Because some players aren't looking for anything logical, like loot. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some players just want to watch the group fail.

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    ??? :-\ :-[ :'(

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Moshy
    Thanks to the new moderator recruitment, This trolls ass is going to be kicked in 28 different ways than we have ever dream of
    Something tells me you don't understand the difference between a troll, and someone trying to be funny..

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Xenryusho
    Something tells me you don't understand the difference between a troll, and someone trying to be funny..
    Like a terrible comedian, sometimes unfunny things just need to have their asses kicked.

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    gota love trolls
    Lightwell! It's gewd!

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    Op fails hard >
    GTFO!

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    If you haven't played wow in months, why are you still using these forums?


    j/k j/k. When i quit wow i still browsed these forums for months.... And now im back.
    Quote Originally Posted by fizikz View Post
    TOXOPLASMA PARASITES ARE RUINING THE GAME!!!!!!
    Blizz needs to stop nerfing the game based on people wiith toxoplasma parasites!!!

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    Re: Zomg! Blizzard is closing my account if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Moshy
    Thanks to the new moderator recruitment, This trolls ass is going to be kicked in 28 different ways than we have ever dream of
    29.

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