============== CROSS REALM DUNGEON PUG COMPLAINT RESOLUTION FORM ==============]
(Version 0.1 draft)

Hello!

This form has been designed to optimize and facilitate the fastest possible
resolution for your cross realm PUG dispute. While it may seem impersonal
at first, please know that the choices made here reflect a major effort on
the part of this battlegroup to assure grieved party members that their
forum posts have ([ ] NOT) been made in vain.

I'm

[ X ] SORRY
[ X ] AMUSED
[ ] CONFUSED
[ ] TITILLATED

by your post today.

I'm hoping you can

[ ] CLARIFY WHAT IT IS YOU THINK WAS IMPROPER OR WRONG
[ ] POINT TO THIS DOLL AND TELL ME WHERE THE BAD PUGGER TOUCHED YOU
[ X ] RELAX WITH A COKE AND A SMILE
[ X ] UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF A LARGELY ANONYMOUS AND IMMATURE PLAYER ENVIRONMENT
[ ] REFRAIN FROM FUTURE POSTING ABOUT THIS ISSUE

when you consider that the episode you experienced in this instance was the result of

[ ] THE SYSTEM WORKING AS INTENDED
[ ] A POTENTIAL CONFUSION ON YOUR PART AS TO WHAT IS ACTUALLY BAD OR WRONG WITH THE SYSTEM
[ X ] A BADDIE WHO LIKELY ISN'T READING THIS FORUM ANYWAY
[ X ] A BADDIE WHO IS ENJOYING THE FACT THAT YOU POSTED THIS ON THE FORUM
[ ] AN ERROR IN JUDGEMENT ON THE PART OF SAID BADDIE WHO WE WILL WILL ([ ] CONTINUE TO) RIDICULE

While one would hope that every cross-realm PUG experience would result in

[ X ] FLOWERS AND CANDY FOR ALL
[ X ] GOOD TANKING GOOD HEALING GOOD DPS BOSS DOWN EMBLEMS THX BYE
[ ] A GRIEF FEST NOT UNLIKE WOODSTOCK '94

we hope you can appreciate that occasionally

[ ] EXCREMENT HAPPENS
[ X ] BADDIES EXIST
[ ] IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES

and that you can let this minor infraction on your day to day playing experience

[ X ] PASS YOU BY
[ ] SCAR YOU INDEFINITELY

In the event that you'd like to communicate further on this issue via this forum
post, can you please help us out by

[ X ] EXPLAINING WHAT MADE THIS EPISODE PARTICULARLY SPECIAL OR MEANINGFUL TO YOU
[ X ] TALKING ABOUT CAKE
[ ] NOT DOING SO?

Thanks! Have a ([ X ] NICE / [ ] HECTIC) day!

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