Hangover

[Mindipedia]

Using Crombie's stories and "You Awaken in Razor Hill" I have decided to also make one of the command stories! (Ty Crombie for permission <3)


RULES:
Rule 1. Try not to troll
Rule 2. The character/s are not magical, in the sense that they can pull a key to a hidden door out of their ass.
Rule 3. > before a command prompt


INVENTORY:
- Lunar Festival Invitation (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=21711)
- A couple empty bottles of Cenerion Spirits (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=29112)

BEGINNING:
You are a female Night Elf druid who has recently reached the 80th season of adventure and all you can think of is this splitting headache you have woken up with - even your name eludes you for the moment! Groaning as you tilt your head up, you manage to see you are surrounded by water before your neck gives up on you and your head crashes back into water. Wait... water? The last you remember your head was on solid ground! Panicing you look up again and notice that the little spit of rock you are sleeping on seems to be losing ground... the water is coming up! Ignoring the headache for the moment you jump up and look for a place to go but you are totally surrounded by water. You hate water!! Thinking quickly now, you try and think of a way to get back to dry land.

[lepino]

Flight form then fly home and have a bacon sandwich and a cup of coffee. Cotched

[Mindipedia]

>Flight form then fly home and have a bacon sandwich and a cup of coffee. Cotched

Aha! Of course! Calling upon the nature of the stormcrow you go to transform into your flight form. Just as your about to fly off you realise somethings wrong... your still a night elf. Bah! Bloody Azeroth and not having flying there! You sit down, sulking, wishing you could be nibbling on a bacon sandwich sipping a cup of coffee. Water starts nibbling at your toes and you bolt up, re-trying to think of a way to dry land.

[Deleted]

EPIC SEAL FORM!

[Asgard]

- Lunar Festival Invitation (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=21711)

[Asgard]

gotta have the jesuslight to use LFI asgard
>hearthstone already

Well yoju're a druid, open spellbok, cast Teleport : Moonglade. Done !

[Mindipedia]

>hearthstone

Realising you could simply hearthstone out of this horrid situation, you scan your bags - which you somehow managed to keep with you on the rock - for your hearthstone. You only find a Lunar Festival Invitation and some empty bottles.

EPIC SEAL FORM!

As the water starts to get higher on your foot, your headache ceases for a split second and you remember the way of the seal. After tightly closing your eyes and trying to think of happy thoughts - that aren't water! - you jump in and feel your body change. You beging to swim to the... east? west? Eep! You can't remember which way you were going! Petrified of the water already around you, you decide to just swim straight.

[Mindipedia]

((Out of character: If anyone read the Inventory bit - there is no hearthstone :P))

[kumduh]

> Reach land, or whatever stable object you manage to come across
> Pass out
> Sleep off the hangover
> Wake up
> Inspect your surroundings

[Nangz]

Aha! Of course! Calling upon the nature of the stormcrow you go to transform into your flight form. Just as your about to fly off you realise somethings wrong... your still a night elf. Bah! Bloody Azeroth and not having flying there! You sit down, sulking, wishing you could be nibbling on a bacon sandwich sipping a cup of coffee. Water starts nibbling at your toes and you bolt up, re-trying to think of a way to dry land.

You channel a Regrowth in effort to heal your raging hangover to no effect. The more the hot ticks you feel healthier but your headache continues to rage. As you stumble through the water, now rising above your knees, you try to remember how you got to this place. All you can remember is a man who proceded to get you drunk and then helped you into bearform. You remember him having second thoughts about his date rape and he procedes to summon his deathcharger and run away.

[Mindipedia]

> Reach land, or whatever stable object you manage to come across

Dashing madly through water your head rams into solid ground, great just how to make your headache worse.

> Pass out
> Sleep off the hangover

Feeling woozy you think you're about to pass out, instead you manage to empty your stomach of its contents into the lapping water, brilliant. You lie down - a fair distance from your vomit - and try to sleep but you're too full of adreniline.

> Inspect your surroundings

Looking around, you realise this isn't what you were expecting. Instead of sand theres... grass? Just where the hell are you?!

You channel a Regrowth in effort to heal your raging hangover to no effect. The more the hot ticks you feel healthier but your headache continues to rage. As you stumble through the water, now rising above your knees, you try to remember how you got to this place. All you can remember is a man who proceded to get you drunk and then helped you into bearform. You remember him having second thoughts about his date rape and he procedes to summon his deathcharger and run away.

A strange thought occurs in your sore head, maybe you could heal yourself? But then again... what's a heal?

[kumduh]

It's too bad you're not a tauren druid, that grass could have come in handy!

[Nangz]

Dashing madly through water your head rams into solid ground, great just how to make your headache worse.
Feeling woozy you think you're about to pass out, instead you manage to empty your stomach of its contents into the lapping water, brilliant. You lie down - a fair distance from your vomit - and try to sleep but you're too full of adreniline.
Looking around, you realise this isn't what you were expecting. Instead of sand theres... grass? Just where the hell are you?!
A strange thought occurs in your sore head, maybe you could heal yourself? But then again... what's a heal?

As you you lie there thinking about a death knight obsessed with beastiality you wonder where the nearest mailbox is because you havn't danced for awhile.

[Mindipedia]

>reroll dk

You contemplate this thought, wishing you had chosen this way of life, but then decide against it because being dead is no fun.

It's too bad you're not a tauren druid, that grass could have come in handy!

Looking around at the grass you begin to wonder how those smug taurens spend their day in grassy meadows.

((Also ignoring anything without a ">" infront of it now))

[toastymage]

>read Lunar Festival Invitation!

[kingkow]

>Look over waters edge, or at the edge of lake, wherever you are.

[Mindipedia]

>Look over waters edge, or at the edge of lake, wherever you are.

Looking over the edge of this water body, you notice the grass extends into the water somewhat before turning into a form of muddy, murky mess. Whatever this place, it gets deep... quickly. Looking up you manage to see some sort of light coming from the middle of the water body... or maybe the other side. You assume you are at a giant lake.

>read Lunar Festival Invitation!

Walking back from the waters edge you look down at your backpack. Somehow it has remained dry and you are determined to not focus on this thought for fear it might hurt your head even more. Opening it up, you pull out the Lunar Festival Invitation that has been wrapped in a lovely ribbon. You grab this ribbon and tie up your hair which keeps getting in your face. You then begin to read the note...

[toastymage]

>go look at the light!

[Mawnix]

>GO BOOMCHICKEN AND FLY HOME

[Evocation]

>active find flightpoint