What are you thinking in 1v1 ?

[Khano]

So let's asume you're in a bg and you see a certain class coming at you. What goes through your mind at that moment ?
I play an unholy dk so...

Warrior: Did this guy just charge at me ? Is he serious ? Go tackle a critter, gimp.
Mage(frost, seeing icebarrier): Nightwish-The End of All Hope, starts playing in my head.
Mage(arcane/fire, seeing mana shield): Oh, cookies!
Ret paladin: Finally, some fun.
Rogue(unstealthed, I get the jump): Bitchslap, bitchslap, bitchslap
Rogue(stealthed, he gets the jump): Is this guy for real ? Wait...did he just crit me for 6k...and another 6k...wtf, I'm disarmed...DEAD.
Resto druid, shaman, holy paladin, disc priest: sigh, ok, let's do this and at least I'll just keep you busy until I get zerged by your mates or mine zerg you.
Hunter: I'll see your worth if you disengage before I used deathgrip...and here he goes flying away...GET OVER HERE!
Feral druid: Hmm...this could get ugly but odds are I'll win anyway.
Warlock: He could beat me if he has some skill and is affliction.

[ItachiZaku]

On my resto druid:
Any class: lol you will not kill me. You will cry.

On my Enh Shaman:
Any Class: I hope I have 6 stacks of Tenacity, then it'll be like Aion Flux, I will open 4-5 heads easily before my head is canoe'd.

On my shadow priest:
Any class but mage: I will out damage ALL OF Y... *release spirit*
Mage: lol /point /lol /mock /lootcorpse

On my DK:
Any Class: Please ignore me, I r the suck

On my paladin:
Any class: See DK

On my Warrior:
Any Class: See DK

[Bobzor]

any class: Whats that? u didnt see that 13k crit comming your way?

[advent89]

So what are my keybinds again?

[War]

On My Lock:
Mage: I hate your def cds, and ability to effectively do what I can without pets--blizz hates me
Any Class: Im rubber you're glue w/e you do probably kills me unless my resil is OP

My DK:
Any class: ill make sure you can't move very fast b/c I won't be killing you in my tank gear
at least youll be pissed >

My Rogue:
Any Class: and you can't find scissors b/c scissors is invisible
GANK DISAPPEAR

[Spurmwhale]

Warrior: get a icelance off before he charges...it worked! what a noob...
Mage(frost, seeing icebarrier): can't lose against my own class/spec...don't embarrass yourself plz!
Mage(arcane/fire, seeing mana shield): goddamn am spamming noobs!
Ret paladin: reallly hope he lets me get full sheep or spellsteal rng goes my way or i'm fucked against this facerolling wackamole noob.
prot/ret: dumbest f'in op'd class in the game. hope i can start from sheep...
Rogue(unstealthed, I get the jump): he's a sitting duck
Rogue(stealthed, he gets the jump): this is going to be fun...
Resto druid, shaman, holy paladin, disc priest: hope this guy isn't a raid boss....
Hunter: all these guys do is backline pew pew...does any class have it this easy to kill people? what a joke.
Feral druid: hope he isn't the speed hacking, warping around me version that slices me up dead in 2 globals where it looks like he's shadowdancing all around me :P
Warlock: wait for shadow school...wait for shadow school....

[AnotherPaladin]

I play a holy pally.

Any class:

/Bubble

[Muffinator]

MM hunter.


Warrior: Keep 40y away, keep 40y away, keep 40y away, we're golden.
Lock: FD, readiness, and Silence keybound, hit rapid fire and hope for lucky rng.
Mage: Master's call haha no deep freeze for you, /dispel haha no ice barrier for you. Images? Volley, haha.
Rogue: Do you want me on my knees or missionary?
DK: Force DG and chains before Disengage. Beauty, keep 40y away.
Shaman: Resto, dmg abilities, silence, readiness, dmg abilities, silence, hope for lucky RNG. Ele: Fun times, let's rock. Enh: Don't exist in bg's.
Priest: Disc? Fuck that, /y NEED HALP HERE. Spriest? See lock, deterrence fear.
Hunter: Force deterr early and surf to easy win.
Paladin: Ret, force bubble asap, eat repentance, trinket hammer, tranq freedom. GG. Prot: See ret, master's call before shield throw. Tranq holy shield. Holy: See Priest-Disc unless bad gear, then lolololol until dead.
Druid: Feral - see rogue unless good rng, less annoying CD's than rogues resetting combat and wiping debuffs. Boomy - See lock: all specs. Resto - see lock.

[Glox]

i am arms warrior
warrior (arms) maybe i will win (fury) are you serious?
priest (any spec) damn, i'm dead as shit unless he is in pve equip
mage (frost) hate that shit (other) HK!
druid (resto) if someone else could help me (other) easy HK
dk (any of them) 50/50
paladin (retro) i will destroy you! (arnold schwarzenegger accent ) (holy) holy shit!
rogue i think i'm gonna lose
warlock (afli) damn it (other) >
huntard - just wait for jump
shaman - thats asssy

[eatflesh]

I find myself constantly thinking in a BG:
OH SHIT SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH ARGH OH SHIT OH FUCK I'M GOING TO DIE HALP HALP HALP.
I stopped PvPing after I broke my 5th $80 mouse. Death by Panic crush.

[Thallidomaniac]

(As a Prot Paladin)

Holy Priest: ZOMG FREE KILL!!1!!!!11!!!1
Ret Paladin, DK, Warrior, Enh. Shaman, Feral Drood: Pretty much an easy kill.
Hunters: Not that bad.
Any Pet-based Class (Hunters including): ZOME PET KILL IT!!!!1!1!!!1!
Frost Mages: Uhh...
Disc Priest/Resto Drood, Resto Shammy, Holy Pally: Are you kidding me?

[Mummbles]

On my prot warrior: Stop running from me! You're just postponing it!

On my tree: Do you really think you can kill me.... really? Are you high or...

[Lammy]

Affliction lock

Warrior: Oh crap. Let me run away and dot you.
Rogue: Hey, a rogue just ambushed me. I am stunned....use trinket...hit Howl of Terror....oh wait...This action cannot be performed because you're dead!
DK: Oh crap. Let me run away and dot you. DG me and I will HoT and then run away and dot you again.
SPriest: Shadow spell damage showdown!
Disc Priest: Dot fear dot fear dot fear...is he dead yet? Dammit die already
Resto Druid: OK, I am just going to amuse you by trying to kill you with dots.
Feral Druid: Meow....kitty go dead.
Hunters: Those explosive shots didn't save you from dots eh?
Holy Paly: Wait for the bubble...wait for it
Ret Paly: Wait for the bubble...wait for it....oh crap....I am almost dead.....dead or....Sucka, I am kiting you like a biatch.
Mage: You got your pet? I got mine....oh crap...silenced....forgot I can shoot fire eh? Damn, you win or w00t, I win
Shamans: Unless you're a healer you're not walking away from this.

[Deleted]

I play a rogue.

Rogue: Did I switch to PvP specc? No? 5-yard Sap? OH SHII-
Warrior: Hell no, I'm eviscerate specc! /stealthaway
Warlock: Is his teleport down? Is his pet invisible? If the answer was no to both, feel free to go get a soda while you kill.
Priest: I'm just not going to try here.
Mage: Low HP: Skillspree. High HP: Meh, let's look for another one of those warlocks.
Druids: Feral? Get out. Resto? Get out. Boomkin? FREE HONOR!
Shamans: No Earth Shield? Spam buttons until the world explodes.
DK: See Warrior.
Paladin: See DK.
Hunter: Wait for Terminator mode to be on CD then proceed with stunlock.


Yeah, I'm not that good at PvP

[Airlick]

I'm playing ele shaman.
Warrior: lol dawg eat my snares
Hunter: Let's see who zergs other one faster
Priest: disc - dies after some preparation, shadow - see Hunter
Rogue: lol stuns, now where is my arena partner? I need a sheep over here
DK: see warrior, cleanse cleanse cleanse
Druid: If resto - No way I'm getting locked in combat by that guy, if Feral - see hunter
Mage: Not like I'm gonna fight you bro, /mount, /flee
Paladin: see warrior, DK if ret, if holy - see disc
Other Shamans: zerg lol, I usually win...

[Khano]

DK: see warrior, cleanse cleanse cleanse

Not anymore. Lol. ;D.

Thank god for the diseases not being removable for unholy.

[Mr. Casual]

y isnt pvp balanced around 1v1

[Nev12]

As ret paladin.

Warrior - I heard you got no heals.
Hunter - O hai, let me prepare to be kited to death.
Warlock - Fear dot crit, fear dot crit, fear.. dead.
Priest - preparing to be laughed at untill the priest realizes that I'm not stunning him until below 30% hp, waiting for his mistakes.
Dk - I can fear your pet, You'll die after 3 minutes of fighting.
Mage - see hunter.
Paladin - if ret o hai nub, holy see priest.
Shaman - 1,2,3 you're dead.
Druid - feral lets see what happens, resto preparing for a 20 minutes fight, boomkin free hk.

[heero139]

im not very good at pvp on my ret paladin.

pretty much every class: RAWR I HAZ T10 I CRIT HARD! *release spirit*

[Elica]

I play a ret pala, and I never attack first.

Rogue: "lol"
Warrior: "Inc arp trinket proc followed by bladestorm" 2 sec later "yup", I still win but can prove challenging if he's good.
Warlock: Depends greatly on their gear and their range when battle starts, but I keep my spirit high.
Priest: "I hope he's bad" if it's a shadowpriest. "yawn" if it's a disc, since it can take some time, but I will win.
Mage: "I hope he's bad" if it's a frostmage
Druids: Against feral and boomkin "this could prove interesting", against resto "facepalm at neverending fight"
Shamans: Enh "either he pops all cds, or I guaranteed win", Ele "I hope he's bad", Resto: "facepalm"
DK: "this can get interesting"
Paladin: Ret: "Whoever has best gear/crits more often due to RNG wins", holy: "facepalm", prot "easy win unless he's pvp prot".
Hunter: Hope he doesn't get 20+ yard range, or get enraged over getting kited to death.