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    Thumbs up Mario Vs. Lich King. Who wins?

    In a fight between the greasy Italian plumber and the undead Lich King, who would win this fight?

    On one hand you have Mario who is able to literally throw fireballs hand over fist, as well as fly with his ears, and seems to knock enemies out just by stepping on them..

    And on the other hand you have Arthas, corrupted by the cursed runeblade and leader of the Scourge. He literally commands the undead.

    Who wins this fight?

    Edit:

    My vote is for Mario. Hes just been too iconic and he is always able to beat even the toughest enemies.
    Last edited by Jaylock; Yesterday at 11:11 PM. Reason: My Vote.
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    Depends. Does Mario have a Star?
    The Scrapbot doesn't allow me to be in Beta. So I have to write it like this.

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    You're not even trying anymore Jaylock, I am disappointed with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    My vote is for Mario. Hes just been too iconic and he is always able to beat even the toughest enemies.
    I don't think you know how a "versus" hypothetical works. It's not being written by people who want to continue a franchise. We're evaluating strengths and weaknesses. My vote goes to the Lich King. Takes more than Fireballs to kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laubman View Post
    Depends. Does Mario have a Star?
    Anything at his disposal. Also, think Super Smash Bros. That plumber can really pack a punch.
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    Regardless of stupidity of the premise:

    Mario can't stand up to constant damage; he relies on being able to dodge it. Not all of the Lich King's damage sources are avoidable.

    Not every enemy in Mario can be defeated by jumping on them; there's no reason to think fireballs would affect the lich king. And there's no axe with a chain to drop a bridge on top of ICC.
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    The Lich King didn't steal a princess, so Mario wouldn't even bother with him.

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    Well, Arthas can apply dots and Mario can only be hit three times and then he dies. Also, the is no character collision in WoW so Mario can't jump on Arthas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professional Shitposter View Post
    You're not even trying anymore Jaylock, I am disappointed with you.
    I can only assume this is a jab at British Bulldog's threads where the guy seems to have a hard on for the Lich King but this is Jaylock so who knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The-Shan View Post
    I don't think you know how a "versus" hypothetical works. It's not being written by people who want to continue a franchise. We're evaluating strengths and weaknesses. My vote goes to the Lich King. Takes more than Fireballs to kill him.
    If Mario had a star and he became empowered, i think he would definitely have a shot at killing the Lich King.

    I mean, I can go into the Lich King's lair right now and pretty much 1 shot him. Mario shouldn't have that much trouble killing him either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calfredd View Post
    I can only assume this is a jab at British Bulldog's threads where the guy seems to have a hard on for the Lich King but this is Jaylock so who knows.
    Entirely possible, I filter out a lot of the sub forums here to save my self from hurting my Brain so I haven't actually read any of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treatsmcgee View Post
    The Lich King didn't steal a princess, so Mario wouldn't even bother with him.
    Well you could always consider Bolvar a princess

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    I'll bite. Mario and Luigi execute potara fusion and still lose.

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    Death battaaaaaal~!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    If Mario had a star and he became empowered, i think he would definitely have a shot at killing the Lich King.

    I mean, I can go into the Lich King's lair right now and pretty much 1 shot him. Mario shouldn't have that much trouble killing him either.
    So we're using game mechanics to measure their strengths and weaknesses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by effs View Post
    I'll bite. Mario and Luigi execute potara fusion and still lose.
    What makes Arthas "unbeatable" in your eyes?
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    I would say Crash Bandicoot !@#$%^ them both and run to a beer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    What makes Arthas "unbeatable" in your eyes?
    Alphabetical order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treatsmcgee View Post
    The Lich King didn't steal a princess, so Mario wouldn't even bother with him.
    But what if the icecrown citadel IS the other castle?
    The Scrapbot doesn't allow me to be in Beta. So I have to write it like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    as well as fly with his ears.
    uhhh excuse me?

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