Funniest response you've heard in a raid?

[Azranas]

So what's the funniest response you've heard in a raid?

Mine are too rude to post but what's yours?

[destructard]

RL-why is your dps so bad?
him- im playtingf wirth fglovers omn

so, he was playing with gloves on, quite hilarious in the middle of a boss

[Sykest]

afk a forklift just drove through my house

[Kitchlol]

"Oops, lag"

[Madsen]

RL-why is your dps so bad?
him- im playtingf wirth fglovers omn

so, he was playing with gloves on, quite hilarious in the middle of a boss

that made me chortle

[AetherMcLoud]

Funny - or sad. Dunno, I laughed out loud while reading this explaination about a DPS DK we invited for ICC (Putricide and forward), ported and inspected him only to find him having half his gear not gemmed and not enchanted, and his other half have having +resilience and +spellpower gems:

"I have to go to school 6 hours every day! I can't have perfect equip like all you hardcore nolifers do!"

Pretty much the whole raid replied: "LOL. I work 45-50 hours a week and still know how to gem and enchant."

[Sarlon]

A guy from Raid had been dced for a while and when were just about to kick him he came back ands said :shit guys sorry but i ran out of game time and had to run to the store to buy a new game card =D

[nevralgo]

Mine is a bit retarded, but here it goes:
"-WTF man??? Why did you go afk on us ?"
"-My mom told me to go and get milk. "

[SharpCookie]

"- has earned the achievement [Exalted for Ashen Verdict]"
"LOL sry guys but RL just told i cant get saved cya"

2.
"i understand everything perfect, gogo"
spore
"dude u dont run with spore on?" (festergut)
"ok sry now i know"
another spore
"STOP RUNNING WITH SPORE PLS"
"yeah forgot"
3rd spore
".../sigh"
"PLZ L2P THIS GAME NOBS U ALL WHINE ME SUCK" (was the spore fail guy)

someone whispers (yeah this isnt that much inside raid but related
"is group very good and geared?"
"yeah why?"
"i only come if all very good and have achi for full clear"
"well come middle of dalaran for inspect"
"is it worth my time?" (he was in dala)
"...maybe just come if u want to join"
2min later
"where are u"
"middle of dal"
"ok check me"
ungemmed + some low enchants
"ur undergeared"
"no noob just inv, see my GS? i got more then u nob l2p this game plz quit now"
/random fighting for 10min

That guy kept asking "PLZ JUST INV" me for like... +1h? bit annoying...

Those are few moments of hundreds i got in raid/making raid

[Shorni]

"We are calling it."

[Omnius]

During vanilla in MC or BWL.

One of our healers on vent:

"BRB, my curtains are on fire"

Seems she accidentally emptied her ashtray in the trash without checking if it was still glowing.

[Longbeachdub]

This is no joke. Was raiding Kara in BC, was about to do Moroes when my cat jumped up on the table and made her tail go over a candle that was burning.

Me: "SHIT GUYS, MY CAT IS ON FIRE"
RL: haha, wait what?

Few minutes later

Me: Sry guys had to put her tail out and spray some Febreze because it smelt like burnt hair.

I knew the guild a long time so they just got a big laugh out of it.

[Madusa]

During vanilla in MC or BWL.

One of our healers on vent:

"BRB, my curtains are on fire"

Seems she accidentally emptied her ashtray in the trash without checking if it was still glowing.

same shit different story.

Togc 10 first boss, the very first one...
I start yelling at our disc priest to move out of fire. he doesnt respond nor heal nor move...
we all wipe, 10 min later he comes back.
'sorry guys as soon as i saw the fire in game i saw a fire starting in my kitchen so i decided that RL came first for those few minutes."

[Azranas]

Was leading a weekly raid once and we just looking for a dps and a mage said
"brb boosting friend in RFC"
so I replaced him and got a full group and started to head to summon stone when he whispered
him: keep my spot plz
me: no i replaced you we're goin now
him: wtf why
me: we're not waitin for u to do RFC
him: no wait plz inv
me: no
him: omg plz i need this
me: well you should of thought about that before leaving when we had 1 spot left to fill
him: omg mate plz inv omg
me: lol no go boost your friend
him: no plz inv i need this


so i just ignored him and he continues whisperin me to get back in even after we down the weekly boss calling me a tard and stuff :\