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  1. 2010-05-23, 11:13 PM #1
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    Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    The subject says it all,

    I'll start, these made me rofl!

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down untill he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing it's chain and it's back tire.

    Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
  2. 2010-05-23, 11:14 PM #2
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up, he pushes The Earth down.
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  3. 2010-05-23, 11:16 PM #3
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Chuck norris isn't as cool as bruce lee.
    ^fact.
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  5. 2010-05-23, 11:18 PM #5
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  6. 2010-05-23, 11:18 PM #6
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Quote Originally Posted by quiz
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
    :P
  7. 2010-05-23, 11:19 PM #7
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Quote Originally Posted by geonexus
    Chuck norris isn't as cool as bruce lee.
    ^fact.
    You better take that back, before it's too late.
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Chuck Norris is one of the worst actors I know.

    oh wait...
    theeeeese facts...
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  9. 2010-05-23, 11:21 PM #9
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Schinto
    You better take that back, before it's too late.
    Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass , and the only thing that could kill Bruce Lee, was a Unknown Disease
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  10. 2010-05-23, 11:21 PM #10
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Didn't some guy get in trouble for calling these facts one day and releasing a book or something?

    I know this is a different level but... Yeah.


    Chuck norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
  11. 2010-05-23, 11:22 PM #11
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    If by some incredible space-time-paradox, Chuck Norris were ever to fight himself, he would win. Period.
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    I fail to see how this relates to WoW, but sure.

    Chuck Norris can defeat the sun in a staring contest.
  13. 2010-05-23, 11:23 PM #13
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Every night the Boogie-man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris - Fact.
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    How many push-ups can Chuck norris do ?
    All of them !
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    My all time favourite is:

    According to Einsteins theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhousekick you yesterday.
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks!
  17. 2010-05-23, 11:24 PM #17
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Once they made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldnt take shit from anybody
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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  19. 2010-05-23, 11:26 PM #19
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    there is no such thing as global warning, chuck norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
    also,
    on some people, one testicle is a little bigger than the other, chuck norris' testicles are both bigger than the other, also, they are made of steal.


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  20. 2010-05-23, 11:26 PM #20
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    Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts.

    Chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
    Chuck norris can drown a fish
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