Top hat and monocle.

[Dalinth]

have a monocle "enchant" where you can use it on an item and it adds a monocle!

This. Definitely this.

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They are both head slot items. You can not equip them both at the same time. Does this thought outrage anyone else?

YES! Yes it does

[Powerogue]

I concur, my dear Negridoom, how might i start a fair battle of fisticuffs without being properly gentleman-like?

I did hear a brief mention of a GM saying they were addressing this problem, perhaps somewhere we'll find a "tophat and monocle" head slot item.