I am pretty sure gnomes have not invented...

[Alonsus_Faol]

TOWN IN A BOX! None can stand to town in a box's almighty power. BTW: Bombs FTW


also Kaja cola it gives you ideas

A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We call it GoblinCon. And we give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.
A binary number system. It uses only two numbers, 6 and 11.
A globe that shows the inside of the planet... on the outside. So you know where to dig!
A truck that delivers ice-cream. With a catapult.
Attach two vehicles to a bigger vehicle, and then have the passengers jump from one vehicle to the other!
Bagel-holes!
Chocolate-flavored vanilla!
Clowns. Except instead of making you laugh, they're for beating.
Distilling the juice out of Kaja'mite to make a delicious, carbonated beverage that will give people IDEAS! Hey, wait a minute...
Dwarves. In. Space!
Earwax. It's got to be good for SOMETHING.
Edible beds. So you can have breakfast in bed. Beds... for breakfast!
Electrical wires used to send messages over great distances... no, impractical. Giant rockets, with speakers attached...
Fake food! Created by grinding up real food and pressing it into shapes of different food. With artificial flavoring!
Feed pigs rubber, 'til they bounce. There's got to be an application for that.
Flerberts. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd better lock down the name with a trademark.
Games you can play with your face!
Giant gnomes. No, wait... tiny giants!
Gloves with built-in clappers, for hands-free clapping.
Goblins with gills!
Half man... half sharkalligator!
Handheld one-way mirrors!
Headshoes!
Houses made of dirt! When you clean them... THEY'RE GONE.
How about smiling monkey wallets?
How about this: Instant water! Just add... oh.
Invisible bunnies! We'll put them all over the place, and they'll control everything!
Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
It's like bungie-jumping, right? But without a cord, see? And you start at the bottom. I guess it's just sorta like regular jumping. But with guns.
I've got it: Squeezable rocks!
Leashes... with pre-attached pets.
Motorized gravy-boat. With laser lump vaporizer!
Mouse-sized beartraps... no... Bear-sized mousetraps!!
Murder permits!
Nose-stenders. For smelling things in different rooms.
Portable gasoline squirt-guns!
Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.
Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels on them - for when you fall down.
Soap on a rope! Attached to a chain! Mounted via a steel cable. To some soap.
Spoon sharpeners!
Stairways... for horizontal surfaces!
State-sponsored healthcare!
String-less kites!
Tauren Paladins!
Tether-footbomb!
Thirteen-sided dice!
Water-proof soap! For underwater use!
We put a whole town... in a tiny little box!
What if we were to ORGANIZE crime?

[Paladin Judge]

You forgot to mention pickelhaubes and bandannas.
..
Yup, they invented them too!

[Underskilled]

Games you can play with your face!

I can thi......you know what, it's just too easy.

[meroosher]

What is this? I don't even...

[Herecius]

Dwarves in Space!
Dwarves the Toilet Seat!
Dwarves the Musical!
Dwarves the Laundry Basket!
Dwarves the Novelty Plush Toy!
Dwarves the Cereal!
Dwarves the 8-track Mix Tape!
Dwarves the Game!
Dwarves the Minifridge!
Dwarves the Board Game!

[Frumpy Frumpy Frak]

A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We call it GoblinCon. And we give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.

Icwutudidthar.

[Negrido]

Nose-stenders. For smelling things in different rooms.

Good news everyone!

[TonyGrey]

Good news everyone!

Until you accidently send it into a public restroom. . .

[Samdark]

Good news everyone!

If Gnomes invent the fing-longer I will promptly delete all Horde characters on my account.

[TonyGrey]

If Gnomes invent the fing-longer I will promptly delete all Horde characters on my account.

They already did, Gnome tanks, just allow to hang for up to 40 minutes a day for 1 month.

[Samdark]

They already did, Gnome tanks, just allow to hang for up to 40 minutes a day for 1 month.

I've read that a few times and have no clue what you are trying to say.

[TonyGrey]

I've read that a few times and have no clue what you are trying to say.

Ooookay.

Simple to make your "fing" longer just hang a gnome tank on it.

You know.. to stretch, I can't do this :\

[Nenavn]

Copypaste from Wowwiki..
Also, for those unaware, these are ideas Goblin starters have when they ingest the item Kaja'cola.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Kaja%27Cola
http://cata.wowhead.com/item=49884

[w00tw00tmage]

how do you make you'r own post ?

[Samdark]

Ooookay.

Simple to make your "fing" longer just hang a gnome tank on it.

You know.. to stretch, I can't do this :\

Ah! But why go through all the fuss when you can simply use a prosthetic to accomplish... to accomplish... you know, those tasks you would need a longer finger to accomplish. I'm sure we will come up with something for the commercial.

EDIT: The reason I didn't understand it was the way it was worded. I apologize.