Deathwing's Death-Qoute

[Guyal]

You'll engage and get him to 90% and algalon will appear and steal your kill. You'll get no loot and Blizzard will collect your tears.

[Casm]

"Not even I...can kill those that have....no life"

[Fadeddeath]

"Best Death Scene Evvvv..eeerrrrrrrrr....... *wheeze* "

[Uteric]

Now.....i.....wont....give....you...a pony!
*death*

[nevralgo]

"WTF? kvsvsokwdkwkbr lrppdlhd !!!11"

[lexonio]

No! Tharon'ja is eternal! Tharon'ja... is...

Someone had the true fun version of this in his sig, it truly is the worst voice-acting in WoW, so we gotta hear that again.

[Kalmageddon]

Chiin Stoooooooooormm!!

Kalma.

[Relch]

Aggro: You no take Chin!
Death: Ret... so op....

[Kalmakk]

I'd really like something cool to happen in the fight, like an ever rising lake of lava around a patch of uneven land in it's middle that as the fight draws longer and longer becomes harder to navigate around doing w/e is required. It'd be an interesting twist on an old mechanic.

As for death quotes, I have a couple mediocre ones...

A purely Deathwing quote, pretty basic Lore;
"They promissed me everything...EVERYTHING..."

The Old Gods speak out through Deathwing as a hive mind of a thousand voices (Here is where I'll lose a few people);
"We are your Earth Warden, the guardians of this miserable seed you stand on. We are your saviors, the Ones who set you free. We are your...mortality, your beginning, and your end.... And THIS...is how...you repay us.... May the Titans grant Us ALL a swift death...in the end...."

Deathwing explaining his side of the coin (And now a couple more);
"They...told...me...EVERYTHING! The Demon Soul...was to save you...from them.... Malygos, knew this too...he tried...to hide their power from Her...but you KILLED HIM TOO! You will hear Them before the end...and weep for your mistakes..."

This should make things clearer...;
"Life, will be the death of you all. A Pitty you could not see a foot further than your blades' reach."


Now, having said all this and probably confused a lot of people, here's something else to chew on. Say all of this theory went ahead more or less. Is it just Deathwing's insanity and the Old God manipulation, or is he actually speaking a cryptic truth? As far as we know, Old Gods never lie...

[Lolgreks]

Yummy
Yummy
Yummy
I got love in my chin
and I feel like a lovin' you;
The Love
you're such a sweet thing
good enough to eat thing
and that's just a what I'm gonna do.
Ooh love
to hold ya
ooh love
to kiss ya
ooh love
I love it so.
ooh love
you're sweeter
sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go.
Yummy
Yummy
Yummy
I got love in my chin
and as silly as it may seem;
The lovin' that you're givin'
is what keeps livin'
and your love is like peaches and cream.
Kind a like sugar
kind a like spices
kind a like
like what you do.
Kind a sounds funny
but love
honey
honey I love you.
Ba da
ba da da da da.
Ba da da da da
ba da da da.
Yummy
Yummy
Yummy
I got love in my chin
that your love can satisfy:
The Love
you're such a sweet thing
good enough to eat thing
and sweet thing
that ain't no lie.
Ooh love
to hold ya
ooh love
to kiss ya
ooh love
I love it so.
Ooh love
you're sweeter
sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go.
Ba da
ba da da da da
Ba da da da uuurrffffffff....

Falls over and dies after a great solo.

[The bearer of truths]

Aggro: You no take Chin!
Death: Ret... so op....

No.

[Yaaru]

Deathwing at 5%:

Stuns the entire raid with a huge quake, during which Arnold jumps in from nowhere.
DW: You again, but wh...
Arnold: GET TO DA CHOOPPAAAA augugh!!!
Deathwing makes a run for the chopper and the stun on the raid dissipates. Raid begins nuking DW again.
Arnold: GET DOWN! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOUU aughgh

Arnold drops a huge log from the roof blocking the raid from Deathwing.

Arnold and DW together: I'll be back!

[Shalaman]

Deathwing at 1 health

Garrosh comes in

He grabs Deathwing on the Chin and says

"YOU ARE DISMISSED"

[archelios]

i need...a bandaid...

---------- Post added 2010-07-20 at 05:09 PM ----------

at the last second, OJ Simpson will walk in and smack deathwing to death.

[pomop]

"What is this? I don't even...."

"ughh"

*dead*

[Selastan]

DEATHWING IS THE POTATO!

[DexterityRogueFeathermoon]

I was always... a Metal Fan...

[Azerox]

Many whelps, more DOTS!

DW will never die.

[ranesh]

when u pull agro u hear in the backround "HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!'

[Selastan]

Imo at 10% deathwing breaks out of the cave or whatever and starts to do Uber Deep Breath and gets a chinfull of goblin super cannon after yelling his final words..."What the fuBOOOOOM!" and falls into that toothed tentacle pit in twilight highlands where his armor is digested by the acid, so no awesome plate helm for the pallys..that is a nice chin...