AoE and Children in WoW

[Gharld]

Ok so I'm chillin in SW the other day and I see a rather distracting mob of about 5-6 children and I think to myself, "Why cant I kill them?" Considering they are in a perfect formantion to make the bladestorm/bloodspatter ratio go off the charts. Now before any of you go "Oh your a sick man for killing children" ask yourself this, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT AOE THOSE LARGE AOE MOBS OF INNOCENT PENGUINS IN NORTHREND!?!? Ya I thought so...same difference.

[Badgers]

Not really. Killing animals is whatever. But killing children-- children which are very similar to real children-- is a big no-no for a game which is T.

[Pop-Dog]

I'm scared.

[Shelly]

I just how the comment jives with your rainbow fart-propulsion-tiger.

[holyman]

i know what mob your talking about but i think a more important task first would be to "get ride" of that annoying dolly boy.now imagin a full blade storm just on his body.............

[Gunmist]

Wait wait wait.

Your comparing killing children, to killing penguins.....

Yeah you're a sick man.

[Jaitee]

why would your bladestorm/bloodsplatter ratio go of the charts children are smaller therefore they have less blood
go bladestorm some fatties

[moarqqplz]

*slowly backs away*

[Zoros]

You have discovered their disguise... they are not childrens indeed.

[Ajaxthegreat]

http://www.darklegacycomics.com/44.jpg

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[Jwiski]

I wish I could kill Horde children

[Gharld]

No I'm comparing killing virtual children to virtual penguins

Also, I'd figure their necks are close to the path of the bladestorm, thus resulting in indeed, more bloodspatter than a normal chest/torso cut

[Negrido]

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT AOE THOSE LARGE AOE MOBS OF INNOCENT PENGUINS IN NORTHREND!?

No I did not. I'm a warlock, not a jerk.

[Azimuth]

Were they standing in the Valley of Heroes?

[TheDangerZone]

And what about the creepy children in elwynn? has someone tries to kill them???

[kittycuddler]

No I did not. I'm a warlock, not a jerk.

I would have to say this would be the best response for myself as well. Although I have certainly wanted to aoe those children down on several occasions. But really, who even goes to stormwind after level 20something?

[Heldamon]

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT AOE THOSE LARGE AOE MOBS OF INNOCENT PENGUINS IN NORTHREND!?!?

No?

[FluffyWuffms]

Would I kill a real penguin? No.
Would I kill a real kid? Of course not?!?!

In Northrend... I Thunderstormed entire families of penguins over and over and laughed as there limp bodies flew through the air. Some soaring off of the iceberg into their chilly, watery graves...

Would I kill pixilated children in a video game? Yeah, I don't give a hoot. It's not real. :|

[Gharld]

Also now that I think of it, I recall another large cluster fuck group of children that you COULD indeed kill. This was of course the first human lvl of Warcraft 3, where after saving Timmy from the Gnolls, you could easily command Arthas and gang to pew pew every last child....too bad Arthas didnt have divine Storm

[Pop-Dog]

You've forever branded yourself as "that creepy dude who wants to kill children" lol.