1. A mid 20s pro gamer who has been playing WoW since the beginning and knows all the tricks of the trade
2. 17 year old, hopped up on energy drinks and Reese's peanut butter cups, playing for 70 hours straight without sleep, Coheed and Cambria blasting through his headphones.
3. A robot
4. Gold selling hacker who steals a copy of the game 1 month early.
5. You, of course