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    Maelstrom 10-50x BETTER? (SOURCE)

    Originally Posted by Valnoth (Source)
    Maybe I missed the memo on levels of "epicosity" or something, but I'm pretty sure the Maelstrom is a CLASS 10 epic zone. Though I guess it is missing sharks with laser beams patrolling the waters and Arthur Fonzarelli jumping across it with water skis. And dinosaurs.

    [...] After reading this post I called for a meeting with TOP TOP MEN (that's two tops) in order to figure out a solution to the problem at hand. Frankly, I think we hit a home run. The next 4.0 build (or the one after) should have a Maelstrom that's between 10 - 50x more epic than what currently exists.
    Soo, I bolded it out. Is this an exaggeration? A joke perhaps? or are they serious 10-50x? It's already fucking cooler than I expected.
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    its the shark/dinosaur/undead thing thats making the epic level rise. and its working

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    Edit: Yeah, if the Epicus Maximus is what they meant then that's true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selastan View Post
    its the shark/dinosaur/undead thing thats making the epic level rise. and its working
    I'm pretty sure in bold it says Maelstrom... and whats with that Epicosity thing is it a developer easter egg thing ONLY FOR THE BETA? or will it come out in live. Can it attack you, etc any more information about it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dravian View Post
    I'm pretty sure in bold it says Maelstrom... and whats with that Epicosity thing is it a developer easter egg thing ONLY FOR THE BETA? or will it come out in live. Can it attack you, etc any more information about it?
    I'm going to guess that they are actually now planning to jazz up the Maelstrom, that they put Epicus Maximus there to keep players amused until they can come up with a more breathtaking design.

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    Epicus Maximus is such an immersion breaker.

    *dons flame resistant hat*
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    Quote Originally Posted by eucatastrophe View Post
    Epicus Maximus is such an immersion breaker.

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    It definitely is. Luckily it won't be there in live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eucatastrophe View Post
    Epicus Maximus is such an immersion breaker.

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    It isn't his fault that putting the maelstrom next to him makes it look junky. Being awesome is a burden ya know.

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    Man, some people must have turned off their sarcasm radars. Pfft

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    blizzard actualy created a placeholder for awesome. just imagine the epicness of the undead sharkosaur and put it into the actual maelstrom design. yay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unillenium View Post
    I'm going to guess that they are actually now planning to jazz up the Maelstrom, that they put Epicus Maximus there to keep players amused until they can come up with a more breathtaking design.
    Or they did it to make fun of people like you who don't understand it's already pretty damn epic, and the only way they could make it more epic would be to put sharks with fricken' lazor beams in it. It needs no redesign.

    Quote Originally Posted by eucatastrophe
    Epicus Maximus is such an immersion breaker.

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    That's exactly the point.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur

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    Quote Originally Posted by badgers View Post
    it definitely is. Luckily it won't be there in live.
    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nekosom View Post
    Or they did it to make fun of people like you who don't understand it's already pretty damn epic, and the only way they could make it more epic would be to put sharks with fricken' lazor beams in it. It needs no redesign.



    That's exactly the point.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur
    I was unaware; good to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nekosom View Post
    Or they did it to make fun of people like you who don't understand it's already pretty damn epic, and the only way they could make it more epic would be to put sharks with fricken' lazor beams in it. It needs no redesign.



    That's exactly the point.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur
    Yeah. Pretty much this. What genuinely surprised me is that Blizzard actually did it. I mean when I heard about that blue post, I was like "yeah. I see what they did there. <Insert sarcastic remark here>" But when I saw the screen shots I was like "Wait. For real? Now how about that?"


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