Fapalon , the porn watcher : You walk into his room and catch him mid fap , you have to tank and spank kill him by beating the shit out of his giant legs before hes done and casts jiz explosion on your raid for 100k AoE dmg to everyone in the raid , and if you iceblock/cloak/disperse to survive that well since hes done hes gonna kick your ass now anyway
Couchpotatoealon , The TV watcher : You walk into his room and hes watching tv , hes so lazy that you kill him w/ no fight back from him cause hes too busy watching the latest episode of his favorite show
Triathalon , the shape shifter : Beasts of northrend style fight where you do 3 bosses and it only counts for one , but its just one guy named Triathalon who shapeshifts into the next thing after you kill each form
Beiberalon , the chart topper : Its a 70 foot tall Justin Beiber!
Hoggeralon , the your raids fucking death watcher : 700 foot tall Hogger , he hits tanks for 45k+ dmg a hit , has 50 million HP , and a 2minute enrage timer at which point he hits 5x harder and faster