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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by evil_bono View Post
    *snapped*
    I find this extremely funny, i laughed so hard, but you will sadly get a ban
    Last edited by bahumut5; 2010-08-20 at 08:13 AM.
    Nani? *Shocked* Hohhe?

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzia View Post
    So a tauren comes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulders.
    The bartender said "Where did you get that?!"
    "Mulgore" said the Parrot
    epic x)

  3. #43
    Old one but here we go...

    How many Worgen Druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?
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    Three! One to be the tree, one to be the cat, and one to be the Worgen. :P

  4. #44
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    What do you get when you put Garrosh, Varian and Rhonin all in one room?

    The Ulduar cinematic.

    Booooo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    You're right. Blizzard shouldn't have temporarily banned you. They should have sent a couple employees to your residence to Jay and Silent Bob you.
    Quote Originally Posted by ragnarokvr1 View Post
    I saved a man's life today by performing brain surgery and removing a tumor the size of a quarter from his frontal lobes. God damnit I wish I wasn't ignorant though, cause I have no idea what an LSAT is. I don't know the radius of the Moon either.
    I took part in the LSAT/Cataclysm release date thread.

  5. #45
    How many Humans does it take to change a light bulb?
    One.

  6. #46
    What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.
    But your eyes are drawn of charcoal they're black they're so cold they're so imperfect because they see a sleeping world where waking isn't worth it

  7. #47
    Whats the difference between Ele Shaman and Mage?

    Hybrid tax

  8. #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sez View Post
    really?
    i doubt there's anyone except morons/kids who finds that funny :|
    Okay I was wrong this guy is quite hillarious also.

    I mean seriously could you misunderstand the post more?

  9. #49
    What's the difference between me and a Hunter?
    A hunter has pets in his stable; I have dead Gnomes in mine.

    How many GMs does it take to clear a raid on patch day?
    None; additional instances cannot be launched.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Sez View Post
    that's just ... disgusting ...
    well yeah considering this joke has serbian origins...
    ok here's another one :
    A monkey is sitting on a palm tree.It sees a female tauren trying to climb on the palm.The monkey asks : What the f are you trying to do? Thet female tauren answers : obviously I'm trying to climb on this palm tree so I can eat some pears... The monkey : Are you insane ...this is a palm tree...it has no pears... The cow : Well I brought some with me....

  11. #51
    How many GM's does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, its working as intended.
    But your eyes are drawn of charcoal they're black they're so cold they're so imperfect because they see a sleeping world where waking isn't worth it

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    How does a tauren hide in a apple tree?

    He paints his balls red

    What's the loudest sound in Azeroth?

    A worgen eating apples
    Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.

    ~¡¡¡!!!AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ASKING ABOUT MY AVATAR, I DON'T KNOW!!!¡¡¡~

  13. #53
    Sez....spoilling our moronic,childish fun since ....20 min ago...

  14. #54
    okay im not good at jokes so i copy a wow human joke.. how do a tauren hide in a cherry tree? he paint its balls red.
    And what's the loudest sound in Azeroth? Worgen eating cherries.

    Had to edit original post a bit.

  15. #55
    a spin on one of the wow human jokes:


    how does a tauren hide in a tree? he paints his balls red.
    what is the loudest noise in azeroth? a worgen eating apples


    edit: got beat to it, it got posted as i was remembering this one.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    You're right. Blizzard shouldn't have temporarily banned you. They should have sent a couple employees to your residence to Jay and Silent Bob you.
    Quote Originally Posted by ragnarokvr1 View Post
    I saved a man's life today by performing brain surgery and removing a tumor the size of a quarter from his frontal lobes. God damnit I wish I wasn't ignorant though, cause I have no idea what an LSAT is. I don't know the radius of the Moon either.
    I took part in the LSAT/Cataclysm release date thread.

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    Im not good at joking, my only abilities are digging for bones and barking...

    I have a cat friend that can rule over the world though....

    Anyway let me see if I can make one.....

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    What's a problem?

    A gnome in a garbage bin.

    What's a worse problem?

    Ten gnomes in a garbage bin

    How do you solve the problem?

    One gnome in 10 garbage bins.
    Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.

    ~¡¡¡!!!AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ASKING ABOUT MY AVATAR, I DON'T KNOW!!!¡¡¡~

  19. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Nahte View Post
    booooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baabinator View Post
    What's a problem?

    A gnome in a garbage bin.

    What's a worse problem?

    Ten gnomes in a garbage bin

    How do you solve the problem?

    One gnome in 10 garbage bins.
    Thought I'd expand on this.

    What's more frightening than a dumpster filled with dead Gnomes?

    The fact there is one in the bottom alive and eating his way towards you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    You're right. Blizzard shouldn't have temporarily banned you. They should have sent a couple employees to your residence to Jay and Silent Bob you.
    Quote Originally Posted by ragnarokvr1 View Post
    I saved a man's life today by performing brain surgery and removing a tumor the size of a quarter from his frontal lobes. God damnit I wish I wasn't ignorant though, cause I have no idea what an LSAT is. I don't know the radius of the Moon either.
    I took part in the LSAT/Cataclysm release date thread.

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