Old one but here we go...
How many Worgen Druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?
.
.
.
Three! One to be the tree, one to be the cat, and one to be the Worgen. :P
How many Humans does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.
But your eyes are drawn of charcoal they're black they're so cold they're so imperfect because they see a sleeping world where waking isn't worth it
What's the difference between me and a Hunter?
A hunter has pets in his stable; I have dead Gnomes in mine.
How many GMs does it take to clear a raid on patch day?
None; additional instances cannot be launched.
well yeah considering this joke has serbian origins...
ok here's another one :
A monkey is sitting on a palm tree.It sees a female tauren trying to climb on the palm.The monkey asks : What the f are you trying to do? Thet female tauren answers : obviously I'm trying to climb on this palm tree so I can eat some pears... The monkey : Are you insane ...this is a palm tree...it has no pears... The cow : Well I brought some with me....
How many GM's does it take to change a light bulb?
None, its working as intended.
But your eyes are drawn of charcoal they're black they're so cold they're so imperfect because they see a sleeping world where waking isn't worth it
How does a tauren hide in a apple tree?
He paints his balls red
What's the loudest sound in Azeroth?
A worgen eating apples
Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.
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Sez....spoilling our moronic,childish fun since ....20 min ago...
And what's the loudest sound in Azeroth? Worgen eating cherries.okay im not good at jokes so i copy a wow human joke.. how do a tauren hide in a cherry tree? he paint its balls red.
Had to edit original post a bit.
a spin on one of the wow human jokes:
how does a tauren hide in a tree? he paints his balls red.
what is the loudest noise in azeroth? a worgen eating apples
edit: got beat to it, it got posted as i was remembering this one.......
http://www.wowhead.com/item=6150
It's a pun.
Im not good at joking, my only abilities are digging for bones and barking...
I have a cat friend that can rule over the world though....
Anyway let me see if I can make one.....
What's a problem?
A gnome in a garbage bin.
What's a worse problem?
Ten gnomes in a garbage bin
How do you solve the problem?
One gnome in 10 garbage bins.
Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.
~¡¡¡!!!AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ASKING ABOUT MY AVATAR, I DON'T KNOW!!!¡¡¡~