Weapon enchants you would like to see!!!!

[Maxtro]

Engineering:
Attach weapon, Gunblade
Pull trigger at correct time for added damage!

[Barlas]

Enchant Weapon - <x> Berserker
Increases your attack power but reduces your armor. Doubles the effect when fighting <x>

<X> could be dragon, udnead, giant, whatever. Just thought the current things like demonslaying, giantsbane suck arse

[Shokzman]

Something like Deathbringers Trinket, apart from with a weapon enchant and you can only do one of those.

Enchant weapon : Douchebane - When attacked by an enemy player , but outside of a battleground/arena , instantly inflicts 999,999,999 dmg to the attacker and summons a 700 foot tall beast that will camp the attacker for 1 hour.
Visual effect : Black cloud with occasional green lightning sparks, and occasional ghost skulls

/Dislike
The only REAL pvp is the pvp you do outside of BGs and Arena

[sweepdeepsPL]

Something like this (it sounds more like a proc only on one weapon though):

--Bladestorm--
When you strike an enemy, the attack speed gets faster by 0.02 seconds, stacks up to 100 times.

[Deleted]

Enchant 2H Weapon - Massive Dildo. 'Cause if you saw a 7 foot Tauren running at you with one of those, you'd run like hell too'

[Stanton Biston]

Enchant Fist Weapon - Crowley's Boon: Your auto attacks with this weapon cleave.

[Jekyll]

enchant glove; falcon
When attacking you have a chance to falcon punch your target.

[Stonkapus]

Caster enchant: Intensive willpower


Has a chance to lower (random) spells with a 1 minute or longer Cooldown by 20% of their current CD, cannot affect the same spell multiple times over in a short period

[Deleted]

Enchant Weapon: Gnomicalypse
Any attacks which are missed, dodged or resisted causes you to go into a furious rage sacrificing a gnome and do a /dance around it. Your next attack will hit the target under all circumstances.

[Deleted]

Enchant weapon flamebringer: Enchant a one handed weapon to occasionally deal X fire dmg to the target and Y dmg to all surrounding enemies

Enchant weapon bloodletter: Enchant a one handed weapon to occasionally rend the target dealing X dmg over 3 seconds for Q seconds.

Enchant weapon radiance: Enchant a weapon to occasionally grant radiance on helpful spellcasts. Radiance increases healing on all surrounding targets by X%

[Deleted]

Your weapon has a chance to proc a xxx when you crit.

replace the xxx with a class based skill; consecration, death and decay etc

[Patrickstarr]

A flame thrower!

[jamesscalise]

DK runes can't be static. Besides, i don't think these could hold up to fallen crusader.

There are plenty of static runes. What do you think swordbreaking is?
EDIT: Whoops read that wrong.